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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Today i set a new record for longest pointless bus-waiting time! 40 minutes!
Fortunately in that 40 minutes (however pointless) there was this travelling salesman trying to sell some...urgh...peeler =/
And since i'm such a bawring poop this post will be about him!
Sorta...in that 40 minutes i've heard him repeat the same old shit for around 5 times i think i've more or less memorised what he had to say.
Hello Uncle. Auntie. Ahh, ahh, good. Look here. I have this peeler, for you to peel things easily. You see, when you peel pineapple, you use the knife, so hard to use. Pineapple skin so hard, use normal knife, knife will become rusty or it will bend. Use this peeler, see, so easy. This peeler you can see, can move up and down. Two-direction (DUHH). Because this is like a roller, so easier to move it up and down.
Valentine Day, I forget to bring my wife flower, then my wife angry. With this peeler, i can make my own flower. Take the peeler, take a radish. And cut and cut and cut. There! I made a flower shape. I just show this to my wife then she become happy (wtf he's taking cheapskate to a wholeee new level). Women just show flower, happy already. Correct? *no response*
Use this peeler, you can cut fruits easily. Don't be like my mother the mother, use mouth bite the fruit, let all the Vitamin ABCDEFG run out, then give baby eat (<---explains why he's dumb). Not clean also. You bite, take all the Vitamins then give baby eat. Using this peeler, you can peel the skin off easily. Then all the Vitamin ABCDEFG won't run out then you can give your baby to eat.
Last time my mother we wake up at 7 she wake up at 5. Why? Because she need to cut vegetable. We wake up at 7 she still cutting vegetable. Now everything improve. Last time my mom take trishaw now my mom know how to take MRT (whoa what a clever mom!). So when our lifestyle improve, we musn't deprove. Now you can use this peeler, use it on the vegetable and cut it to shreds. See...i slice once this shread i have taller than me.
Then now you want to eat French Fries you don't have to go to McDonalds, you queue and still have to pay money to buy. You can use this peeler to cut your own potato. I like the French Fries my mother made. Grandma made have grandma smell. Mother made have mother smell. Father made have father smell. All this I like. The potato is fresher also. Free and good.
Okok so now who wants to buy I have 15 sets left only today i was special offer $10 buy 1 get 2 free (stoopid man).
Apparently he sells one for every presentation hahaha. So he'll ahve to repeat that whole shitload of MRT and Vitamin ABCDEFGH for 15 times ONLY! =D
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Today my mom got me an OP T-shirt and i actualyl liked it! Yesyes her taste is finally improving! It's this gray shirt with...urm
...patterns
....
...nevermind
It's nice,
i think it's nice
and so i won't bother describing the shirt :)
Tomorrow there's CNY celebration...
3 CHEERS FOR HALF DAY!
CHEERS CHEERS CHEERS!
Fortunately in that 40 minutes (however pointless) there was this travelling salesman trying to sell some...urgh...peeler =/
And since i'm such a bawring poop this post will be about him!
Sorta...in that 40 minutes i've heard him repeat the same old shit for around 5 times i think i've more or less memorised what he had to say.
Hello Uncle. Auntie. Ahh, ahh, good. Look here. I have this peeler, for you to peel things easily. You see, when you peel pineapple, you use the knife, so hard to use. Pineapple skin so hard, use normal knife, knife will become rusty or it will bend. Use this peeler, see, so easy. This peeler you can see, can move up and down. Two-direction (DUHH). Because this is like a roller, so easier to move it up and down.
Valentine Day, I forget to bring my wife flower, then my wife angry. With this peeler, i can make my own flower. Take the peeler, take a radish. And cut and cut and cut. There! I made a flower shape. I just show this to my wife then she become happy (wtf he's taking cheapskate to a wholeee new level). Women just show flower, happy already. Correct? *no response*
Use this peeler, you can cut fruits easily. Don't be like my mother the mother, use mouth bite the fruit, let all the Vitamin ABCDEFG run out, then give baby eat (<---explains why he's dumb). Not clean also. You bite, take all the Vitamins then give baby eat. Using this peeler, you can peel the skin off easily. Then all the Vitamin ABCDEFG won't run out then you can give your baby to eat.
Last time my mother we wake up at 7 she wake up at 5. Why? Because she need to cut vegetable. We wake up at 7 she still cutting vegetable. Now everything improve. Last time my mom take trishaw now my mom know how to take MRT (whoa what a clever mom!). So when our lifestyle improve, we musn't deprove. Now you can use this peeler, use it on the vegetable and cut it to shreds. See...i slice once this shread i have taller than me.
Then now you want to eat French Fries you don't have to go to McDonalds, you queue and still have to pay money to buy. You can use this peeler to cut your own potato. I like the French Fries my mother made. Grandma made have grandma smell. Mother made have mother smell. Father made have father smell. All this I like. The potato is fresher also. Free and good.
Okok so now who wants to buy I have 15 sets left only today i was special offer $10 buy 1 get 2 free (stoopid man).
Apparently he sells one for every presentation hahaha. So he'll ahve to repeat that whole shitload of MRT and Vitamin ABCDEFGH for 15 times ONLY! =D
imuststudyhardimuststudyhardimuststudyhardimuststudyhardimuststudyhardimuststudyhard
dontwannabesalesmandontwannabesalesmandontwannabesalesmandontwannabesalesman
Today my mom got me an OP T-shirt and i actualyl liked it! Yesyes her taste is finally improving! It's this gray shirt with...urm
...patterns
....
...nevermind
It's nice,
i think it's nice
and so i won't bother describing the shirt :)
Tomorrow there's CNY celebration...
3 CHEERS FOR HALF DAY!
CHEERS CHEERS CHEERS!
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