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2007-01-28T07:23:00.001-08:00

noo all you bloggerians don't go! )))))):

don't be sucked into the horrible-navigation world of xangays and livejournalz!

stay loyal and stick with blogger!

2007-01-23T23:39:00.000-08:00

hi everyone look everyone i'm UPDATING! :D lol

really shouldn't be at the comp anymore now, but just now i was looking for random pics for my group's spratlys islands ppt. yeah and if you're wondering what the hell the spratly islands are, they're this bunch of random small islands simply sitting in the sea while countries like china and vietnam slug it out so that they can own the spratlys islands.

and why?

because the spratlys islands is home to alot of oil and....seafood. how fascinating.

and all you mature name callers should just stop calling me pipakao boy already ok? ok

shall update again ~~regularly~~ WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT (:

2007-01-04T06:25:00.001-08:00

pipakao tastes good!
you know, that black gooey sweet cough syrup thing? yes IT'S NICE! and if they have the least of money-making common sense they should just market it as a canned drink, specially made for ppl like me who takes the medicine just for the taste.

and just a reminder to the 4L people who actually drop by (thanks), remember to pay your treasurer $30 asap or face the wrath of a lvl 95 black mage.

2007-01-03T06:18:00.001-08:00

hi mr reality paid me a visit today and he told me that school has really started. this means that i'll have to sleep early and i won't be able to slack around every day.

mr reality also told me that if i don't work hard this year i might get kicked out of the IP program and that i can't stay in it by failing stuff. AND that i have to buck up on my chinese.

mr reality would also like me to tell all you ppl out there with commitments other than school to stop slacking around and work hard, cus if you don't you might as well quit.

mr reality is a jerk. if he knocks on your door don't let him in.

2006-12-30T07:47:00.001-08:00

went to discovery centre with my family today. it's a really high-tech place after their revamp, but i think there's actually not much to do there. there are alot of interactive games kinda stuff which you can , but the whole place is basically like one massive web of propaganda which you really won't give much damn about, really.

and speaking of WEB, i watched charlotte's WEB in discovery centre today :D whatanawesomepun

i'm glad i haven't read the book cus if i did i probably wouldn't have enjoyed the movie that much. now that i have (watched the movie), i think charlotte web's storyline is meaningful. so don't be a loser and think you're too tough to watch the movie, WATCH IT!

and just cus discovery centre has a pretty interesting lineup of movies and a very good time schedule, we ended up watching 2 other movies.

one is this 3d movie which you have to wear the 3d glasses so that everything seems like it's coming out of the screen, it's scary.

the other is like a tour de france cum how-our-brain-works documentary. and after watching it i thought tour de france is the most gruelling crap ever. it's like this cycling-athon in which you have to travel around france i think. so long that the movie took like around 1 min plus to trace out their path. they have to cycle uphill, into the alps, into a certain very hot area etc and practically any other energy-consuming cycling locations. oh and after watching that movie i also thought that FRANCE IS PRETTY. even their trees seem good looking. and then there are so many pretty mountains and beaches and stuff like that. i wanna get rich quick and tour france in my fancy caravan.

ok and anyway since i know i'll probably won't be blogging tmr, i'll just send my new year wishes now.

yeah i wish to thank all my friends, or basically all the people i know right now. 2006 may be screwed up, but it was a very eventful year. i've made new friends, i've had my extreme emo days and i really couldn't have learned so much without you ppl, so thanks (: best of luck for 2007 and...for finishing that piled up holiday homework in time for school, slackers!

2006-12-26T06:21:00.001-08:00

replies to all tags from 23rd onwards!

jevon: you're welcome.

yuli: yeah it's very nice. but my speakers suck so at home it just sounds not bad.

winifred : because i'm bored and i'm a fan of alliterations.

yuli : umm...yea (:

yujie x3 : haha i can copy and paste all that you've tagged and include it in my post so it becomes more descriptive and accurate. but i didnt =/ and yeah, cheers (:

jane : haha when did i sound sad? and the housewarming is at jan 6 for now.

jiamin : merry christmas :D it's up to you to set the dates so if you want it to be on jan 6 then it's fine.

yuli : ah so by now you already know it's not on the 28th haha. wow the housewarming thing has been brought up 6 times.

ah and cus i'm not in the mood to post anything proper now i'll just list one reason why constance shouldn't think people who use inverted smileys (: are bimbos.

1. BECAUSE INVERTED SMILEYS ARE PRACTICAL.

and they are practical because...

1. if the smiley is :) it'll look like " ) " is part of something you're listing cus there's that 2 dots thing before it, geddit? k mebbe not

2. if you type :) in msn it'll turn into one of those yellow-faced smileys and sometimes we don't like ugly smileys appearing in our convos.

3. typing : ) won't help too cus : ) isn't very handsome either

4. not everyone uses the other smiling smileys like =) and =] though both are pretty nice too.

so if we like using the :) but faces the problem of reason 1,2 and 3 what do we do? we INVERT IT.

ok that's it haha. and i found this pretty cool game/program thingy called line rider a few days ago. you draw lines, and then you press the play button and some pixelated guy will ride on them. go google it when you're done unwrapping your christmas presents.

2006-12-22T07:58:00.001-08:00

today i realised that the headphones in hmv are damn good!
it made rap songs sound decent.
it made fergalicious sound really good.
it made jojo's too little too late sound whoa, so much that i wanted to just buy her new album.

and apparently there's some sort of "cross in any way" thing happening in orchard. at certain times the traffic will stop for 1 minute and you can cross the junction in any direction, even diagonally. then you'll see people trying to cross the road, and then they notice how pretty standing on the middle of the road must look like and decide to spend the next 55 seconds having a photowhore-athon. in the end they didn't manage to get across.

i want hmv's headphones!

2006-12-21T05:39:00.001-08:00

i'm going to finally left-align my posts for all you nice people out there! :D but who knows how blogger will respond so this might end up being right-aligned after all

today i met up with tag! :D but i was late so i only got to spend like 6 minutes with 2 of his friends, lydia and vera, cus they work in vivo city tangs and their lunch break is ending. i can't tell much after that 6 minutes but i think they're very nice people. ok that previous statement is soo politically correct =/

after that we roamed around vivo aimlessly before deciding to go play pool. so we went to this place in meridien hotel cus the place allowed under 16s to play.

pool was fun cus i wont yujie like 5-3 today or something :D
but the dope insised on counting scores from our previous games of pool (yeah i know, what a sore loser) so i guess that brings our total to 10-7. and i'm the one with the 7 blagh.

ok hi yujie if you're reading this don't get mad at me
(((((((((((: <--that's for you
and anyway thanks for getting me that toilet roll present thing all the way from america i'm suurre it'll come in handy.

and now it's time for something totally unrelated. i actually don't like posting emo stuff on my blog, but i just can't help including this one.

weird as this may sound, it just dawned on me today that christmas is only 4 days away. even weirder, i'm starting to feel i'm not "ready" for christmas. don't ask me what that's supposed to mean, i just don't think i am. i know it's on 25 dec, but somehow i just didn't expect the day to come so soon.

you want your christmas to be extra special, you don't want it to pass like it's any other monday. you'll wait for someone to just pop by and present the ultimate christmas-day plan to you. maybe you'll even be swamped with requests. everyone will ask you out on christmas, but you won't agree on one just yet cus you're hoping the next request you get will be even more special.

so in short perhaps i'm just feeling empty cus i don't have a concrete plan for christmas

okk why the lleh am i being so emo today. i'll probably read this in a few days time and go "i was an idiot on thursday i think way too much". yeah and that's it for the emo bit. i'm not going to slash my wrist, but i still think it's weird of me to suddenly think like that all of a sudden.

ok that's it for today i'm going to lock myself up in my room and make out with my new gaming magazine. ok no not really i'm just going to read it.

2006-12-19T07:07:00.001-08:00

the rain just won't stop will it?

2006-12-16T23:51:00.001-08:00

hello you all i'm going to wish you all a merry christmas, hari raya haji and a happy new year to prepare you for the real deal on dec 25, 31 and jan 1.

wait, WHAT? what's hari raya haji doing in december?!? it's supposed to be in january!

:O

oh but no you ignorant critters you're wrong! -blank stares-
hari raya haji is celebrated by the muslims on the tenth day of the islamic month of dhul hijja, the last month in the Islamin calendar. This year it lands on Decemeber 30/31, depending where you are in the world. Following me? Good. While hari raya haji always lies on the same date in the Islamic calendar, its date changes every year on the gregorian calendar, which is the calendar we are following.

So why the difference? Because the Islamic calendar is a lunar calendar and the gregorian calendar is a solar calendar.

A lunar calendar is a calendar whose date indicates the moon phase. This is normally done by having a month which corresponds to a lunation so that the day of month indicates the moon phase. For some lunar calendars, such as the Chinese calendar, the first day of the month is determined by the day during which the moment of new moon arrives, according to a particular time zone. Many other lunar calendars are based on first sighting of the lunar crescent. Thus, different lunar calendars differ in which day is considered the first day of the month.

Meanwhile, a solar calendar is a calendar whose dates indicate the position of the earth on its revolution around the sun (or equivalently the apparent position of the sun moving on the celestial sphere). I don't know what this is supposed to mean, but i think this causes the first day of the month in a gregorian calendar to be similar, unlike in the lunar calendar.

Still following me? No you aren't you liar even I don't understand what I am copy and pasting.

and with that i end my abysmal attempt to educate the world.

oh yeah, and playing cards at winifred's house yesterday was fun (: i'm so ready to take on the world.

2006-12-14T01:13:00.001-08:00

I like rainy days cus they make me more productive somehow.

And i've just practiced piano for 2 hours! Tried learning fantasy impromptu. it's alrite when you practice separate hands at first but when you put both together it just becomes tangled up. it's like the left hand has this weird six-plet (whatever they're called) rhythm and the right hand is in semiquavers. I'M STUCK AT THE 5TH BAR of the song whatthehellll =/ ugh frustrating shit. wow now i'm really impressed at those people who are able to play the song.
so i gave up and decided to practice this zelda game song (: which didn't go much better cus i could only barely finish the first page.
But i won't give up forever. one day i will conquer fantasie impromptu!

went out with bryan, valerie, winifired and yuli yesterday to wild wild wet. ok if i blog about everything which we did this is going to be a painstakingly long post to read so i'll put it in point form!

. went to wild wild wet

. had meatballs of sorts forlate lunch at the new tampines ikea. ahh those pretty meatballs they're nice.

. explored ikea and camped at alott of sections.

. went to eat fried mars bars. FRIED MARS BARS! :D go feed your deprived soul if you haven't tried it. too bad they're so unhealthy

. went to winifred's house

. learned to play bridge and sucked at it reall bad. how on earth can you tell who your partner is so quickly!

and then later i think i'm going to winifred's house to play bridge again cus it's soo fun :D and also to prove that i'm not a total dope at card games

2006-12-12T07:29:00.001-08:00

yesss after 4+ painstaking months of waiting i've finally finished downloading russell peter's new video. if you're still watching and laughing at his first video then you must be a pretty happy person. BUT not as happy as you'll be when you watch his new video :D

today i saw gwen stefani's new mv on mtv, that song named wind it up. it's hook is just this few bars ripped out of one of those yodeling songs but it's really catchy. meanwhile the rest of the song is just shit. but that yodeling melody is nice enough to make you hear the song all over again.

oh and i've just made it to the end of the russell peters video awhile ago. he was just saying how he doesn't want cheap bastards to buy the dvd and upload it so that people can download it for free. oh well too late (:

wuaha i'm going to wild wild ripoff wet tomorrow.

ok i'm off to teach my fish quantum physics gbye.

2006-12-11T08:01:00.001-08:00

Oh yay you know what christmas is exactly 2 weeks away from today!

uh, so anyway does anyone know how to delete all the smses in a sony ericsson phone in one go? CUS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO =/ so for the past few days my smses have been piling up like constipation and then when i thought that i can delete them all in one go when the message folder is full, i don't know how to. So now i have no choice but to delete the smses one by one greatt.

okok i haven't said a single good thing about my sony ericsson hp yet so i'll say something good now: sony ericsson phones have a nice sms font. REALLY! for example it...makes smileys look better! for example :D will look more retarded cus the dots are smaller and closer to the d. something like

ok i don't know what's with al lthe empty space. AND it's actually nicer than that. it might not look like it but that picture is actually pretty troublesome to draw BUT with the power of a sony ericsson hp you can create beautiful smileys with the push of a few hard-to-push buttons.

and the hols are starting to be kind of a drag cus everyone's going overseas now, possibly playing with snow in thsoe wintery countries.

i want to build snowmans. i want to be in front of an open fire. i want to sip hot chocolate as it's snowing outside. i want to believe in santa claus all over again. i want to touch real snow. i want to go into places and not hear the same annoying techno-ey chinese christmas songs playing over and over again. i want to be wished merry christmas by nice random ppl on the street. iwantiwantiwantIWANT.

then again maybe all i really want for christmas is to spend more time with my loved ones. aww that's soo sweet i know (:

2006-12-08T22:34:00.000-08:00

argh i was improving slgihtly in gym in the past week but today i can;t do my gym routine properly again. it's like playing snakes and ladders and landing on that gigantic snake.

today i finally got a chance to see someone buy a condom! :D but it's nothing much he just took one box from the rack shamelessly and paid for it. i thought they'll be like all discreet when buying one but no. mehh. he probably buys one often then.

i've just watched that little survivor recap thing on tv and i think it looks really nice. i grew tired of it a few seasons ago but after seeing that i'm starting to gain interest in it again, so i'll probably watch it next week.

and NOO GENTING WON THE I.R BID WHYYYYYYY. i wanted that kerzner sails design thing to win! but i don't know anything. i'm just a sucker for abstract building designs. ohyeah and once the I.R is out downtown east will be sooo screwed. goodbye escape theme park i'll miss you and all your pasar malam rides.

oh and i've finally put up links but i have a miserable number of links. nvm that'll just make my links page small and compact. like a furby.

hokay i'm so tired now. fridays are long, and smsing on sony ericsson is so tiring cus sony ericsson just had to make their keypad so awfully hard to press don't they.

so just in case my blog is your last line of entertainment, here's a smurf's commercial from 19 BC to cheer you up. it's smurfy good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2iYwHlt1U

2006-12-07T21:12:00.000-08:00

I CAN'T RECHARGE MY HP!

no matter how hard i stuff the charger up its asshole the thing just won't charge! i've fiddled with the power switch, i've turned the hp on and off countless times and i've de-assembled the phone but nothing works! sighh. i guess it'll remain battery-dead forever then.

and so after a few months (1 month = 10 years in handphone years) of hard work, my nokia handphone slips out of the working class to enjoy life at a retirement home. he's currently drinking chrysanthemum tea and writing chinese poems and enjoying the little things in life.

so to replace that nokia phone i'm going to use this sony erricson phone which has been lying around my house. this means i'll lose my entire phonebook so i'm sorry if i have to ask you who you are when you message me or something cus i'm bad at memorising 8-digit numbers. SO it'll be nice if you can like state your name or something when you message me.

sigh and nothing can replace that nokia phone...unless you're another nokia phone!:D haha i'm just bias towards them cus i'm just so used to their interface.

and gym is goood now cus the evil coach mr lim isn't here cus he's on course! :D hah about time he needs one. and if he wants to be sarcastic about not seeing me for a number of trainings i can just say it's cus he didn't go to gym too.

okok typical excuse now. i kinda have alot of stuff which i can blog about today but i g2g cus my mom is pmsey now and it's quite scary. gdnite

2006-12-05T12:56:00.000-08:00

this morning i woke up and vomitted =/ ugh. i think i'm having food poisoning. so my mom told me not to go for gym today.

and darrell oughta be mad at me right now or something. i told him to go to gym today when we were chatting on msn last night but i ended up not going. messaged him this morning to tell him that i'm not going for gym but his hp was off. so now he's probably alone in gym, doing perfect back somersaults on the trampoline. so, yeah, sorry darrell.

nothing much has happened since i just woke up a couple of minutes ago.

and now it's time to bathe and then i'll sleep my ass off for the rest of the day and hope i won't vomit anymore. blagh.

2006-12-04T22:52:00.000-08:00

this blog was abandoned for a little while because its owner have decided to spend more quality time with his family, friends and ds.

oh and i'll reuse this old blogskin because me likey! :D

today i went to that SIR building in lavender to take a picture for my IC. i hate how these stuff have to land right when i've just had an outbreak or when my hair is kinda bad cus that photo will stickwitu for almost for ever.

but it was pretty interesting. you get to see all sorts of 15 year olds. some of them look like 18+ to me actually. then you get to see all those other flustered people in the queue, most of which probably have lost their ic and have to make a new one or something.

i read from darrell's blog that it's tell-your-friends-you-love-them-day (dec 3, yesterday) but thought that it's just some random stuff he made up.
THEN i saw it at some other blog and so just to be on the safe side:

yeah i love my friends. thank you for making my life more fun-filled, for occupying my holidays, for going out for lunch/dinner/breakfast with me, for talking to me on msn, and whatever little-stuff-that-matters-alot you have done to me. if you're a friend but you haven't done any of those stuff, there'll be this nagging feeling at the back of your mind which will go something like "jevon thanked me for something i haven't done, i'll go do it now". BUT it's ok i'll still like you guys haha.

omg i've just noticed my sentences are way too long =/ the longest sentence in the previous paragraph contains 41 words!

btw if you're thinking of buying stuff from Guardians DON'T! my mom and i went in wanting to get a tongue cleaner but ended up leaving the store 100+ bucks closer to bankruptcy.
the staff in there will talk you into buying their latest beauty products.
so don't go to guardians, go to wattsons or something.

oh yeah and today i came across a very nice animations. watch them or live a lifetime of regret! nah, not really.

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/animator_vs_animation.jsp

and it's sequel:

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/animator_vs_animation_2.jsp

somehow this post was very fun to create, so maybe i should blog more often. at least until this fad dies out in me again.

2006-11-20T01:13:00.000-08:00

since Tag yujie the Troublesome has told me to do this quiz i'll have to end my 1-week hiatus from blogging.

1. think of 15 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. and they've gotta be true.
2. come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.
3. jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
4. post them on your blog and let people guess which the five false ones are!
5. get 5 others to do the same.

--

1. I take 15-20 minutes to bathe

2. I'm a fan of Clay Aiken

3. I'm a sucker for reality shows. Proof: I watch america's next top model

4. I think rappers are da bomb yo!

5. I carry tissue paper with me everywhere I go.

6. I have this thing against wax or hair gel so I don't really use them

7. I was bisexual in Sec 2

8. I have sensitive skin

9. I am a nerd and I love nintendo stuff

10. i UsE tOo TyPe Lyk DiIs~

11. My full indonesian name is actually Jevon Prasterya Chandra. But it got shortened once i came to singapore.

12. I was in the IT club in primary school.

13. Tickle me hard enough and i'll get rashes

14. I came in top 10 in some piano competition i took a long time ago.

15. I am actually rather self-concious aka vain

k i know i'm supposed to come up with 20 but i really can't think up of anything else. but if they had allowed me to make up 10 fake stuff i would've been able to fulfil the requirements.

haha okay you can post a comment on my tagboard if you wish to take part and i'll tell you how many you've got correct and post the answers sometime later.

oh wait i DON'T have tagbaord ahahahahah :D

2006-11-13T21:05:00.000-08:00

i was just thinking about how everyone is making good use of their holidays to learn new stuff and so i've decided today that i will learn 2 piano songs before school reopens.

1. Flight of the Bumblebee
2. Fantasy Impromptu

The first song has been played by maksim (and you've probably heard it somewhere). The 2nd piece is very nice, but it's more commonly used by show-offy asscraps to display their magnificent finger techniques on the piano. AND you've probably heard it before too.

Yeah and i've been wanting to learn these 2 songs. besides, all those practice can't be bad for my fingers.

2006-11-12T22:23:00.000-08:00

Today I started listening to clay aiken's first album measure of a man again! and somehow i simply can't help but think that his song lyrics are actually pretty good.

When i first listened to the cd a few years back i'll just listen to every track and be ho-hum about the lyrics. But now that i HAVE grown up a little i pay more attention to them, and maybe cus i'm under the influence of yujie's strange fetish for beautiful lyrics.

The only reason for me digging up song lyrics a few years ago was simply to find out what the various singers are mumbling about in their songs. but now it's different! Let's take at a portion of clay aiken's "i survived you" lyrics for example:

I see the picture clear now, the fog has lifted.
The wool you tried to pull over my eyes was clever.
Yeah you're gifted.
But you forgot to dot some I's, and cross some T's along the way.
I'm better now despite you baby.
I'm stronger these days.
Stronger.

uhh it's so mushy. any song with the word 'baby' is mushy.

but anyway, a few years back i'll just be listening out for thoseoh-so-fascinating rhyme schemes. I'll notice crap like lifted rhyming with gifted, way somewhat rhyming with days and then envy whoever it was behind this awesome rhyming scheme.

BUT NOW, i actually wonder what stuff like "dot some I's and cross some T's" actually mean! and even appreciate the fact that whoever wrote the lyrics bothered to go with something more profound when perhaps he could've just said "you are not smart enough for me", or something like that.

and then there's this other song "shine" and a part of its lyrics goes:

Everything you are.
Everywhere you've been.
The sinner,and the saint that fight the battle within.
Everyplace you go.
Everybody knows.
Shadows fall across the sun sometimes.
Shine.
Your gonna shine.

ben rhymes with within! but now I start to realise that "shadows fall across the sun sometimes" is rather...witty. stuff like that.

conclusion: growing old makes you weird. even this post is weird too.

2006-11-10T22:40:00.000-08:00

I downloaded a gba who wants to be a millionaire junior edition game and it's kicking my brain's ass upside down.

For some reason i've died at $300 thrice. But the furthest i've gone to is the $500000 question, but i failed to answer that one so i got a measly amount of $32000 in virtual cash.

hold on let me go play another round :)

and this time i got...

$1000 ): i lost at the $16000 question

Jake Shears is the lead singer with which band?
A: Coldplay
B: Franz Ferdinand
C: Scissor Sisters
D: Keane

I called up my virtual friend using the lifeline and he says "he has no idea". whattadork.

ok since it's so fun posting about your loser scores i'll go play another round :D

and this time i got...

I got $0 of virtual cash! WHAT!?!

Dundee, Aberdeen and Edinburgh are cities in which country?
A: Wales
B: Ireland
C: Scotland
D: England

Interesting: The first letters of the choices spell out "w-i-s-e" =O

But anyway i bet you don't know the answer either hah!

Ok i'll stop blogging here so that i can continue playing and prepare myself for who wants to be a millionaire junior edition :) whee.

2006-11-07T20:59:00.000-08:00

ahh just in case you're wondering today's exam was a disaster :S

on a plus side yoshi's island 2 is coming for the nintendo ds in less than a week's time! :D watch as i drown my sorrow by controlling a cute multi-coloured dinosaur!

5|-|0R+ BL0G P05+5 4r3 t3h 4\/\/50m3!

2006-11-06T19:03:00.000-08:00

piano exam tomorrow! -runs in circles-

pleasepleaseplease lend me some luck i promise i'll return them to you some day =/

and currently my mom is choosing my attire for tomorrow. the buttoned shirts and the long pants etc urgh.
she's even telling me to wear my dad's shoes.
and she's telling me it's ok ,it's not too formal and that it's not too old for me.
yeah sure maybe that's why i see teenagers roaming around in office shoes all day.

k g2g practice gbye

2006-11-04T22:37:00.000-08:00

just so you know this post is going to be mainly about death note so if you haven't watched it yet watch it!

and continue reading only if you care about my random thoughts about death note

...

hello fellow good people =]

yeah so i watched death note yesterday and i thought it was an interesting movie. it wasn't quite as complicated as the prestige and it fit my ability to follow plotlines just right (almost).

and i thought the characters in it were interesting. i mean, all the characters have their own personality, so they're not put in the show to act as cardboard cut-outs but to act as unique individuals.

i actually like that death god person. he's actually somewhat kind and quirky, like how he likes apples. too bad he looks like a ____. he also has the posture of a slug. and what's wrong with the producers his face looks so plastic it's as real as stop-motion. but it's not like i could've done a better job haha

AND i like "L" too :D cus you simply can't hate such a character.

on the other hand i don't like shiori i think she's so retarded she ended up getting scammed by light whoopee.

but there are 2 things i didnt get and if you would just be so kind to explain these to me i'll be...eternally grateful =O

1. how light knew raye was stalking him
2. who killed the person who was about to kill misa (that act-cute girl with her own cooking show of sorts)

btw i don't like misa too hahaha.

oh and just in case you've run out of online flash games to play during your free time, you can try this game called "Dad and Me", or something like that. it's from the creators of alien hominid (this game rocks tooooooooooooo), which is tough as nails.
basically in dad and me you just go on a rampage, killing everyone you see. but the graphics are soo cute you won't even mind

~~kthxbai~~ cya :)

2006-10-31T22:27:00.000-08:00

Sigh you know i just came across some random pianist blogs and generally they were like "i've just practised 'x' numbers of hours of piano today but it's not enough!" where 'x' is a 2 digit number.

and it's just reminding me of how close my piano exam is (yea i'm having one soon) and how i should reeeeaaaallllly change my mindset to "i might be able to scrape through it if i dedicate the remaining time i have to practicing piano and therefore i should".
now i simply feel all messed up. like squashed jelly.

2006-10-31T16:17:00.000-08:00

Hello today has been pretty nice so far becuzzzz:

1. there seems to be a crapload of gaming related stuff for nerds like me to read and

2. i got myself a new wallet and it even smells like one! *gets high from wallet sniffing*

meanwhile, here are 10 things which you probably won't ever give a damn about to brighten up your day!

1. The Raccoon Dog's binomial name is Nyctereutes procyonoides

2. Paris Hilton began her own chain of nightclubs known as Club Paris in 2005.

3. On March 27 1714, an Italian Historian named Francesco Antonio Zaccaria is born

4. Yttrium is used as a catalyst for ethylene polymerization

5. Vector analysis originates from quaternion analysis

6. The platypus is the sole living representative of its family named ornithorhynchidae

7. A certain blogger named drewspop has a dog named Zoe

8. the prime minister of Armenia is Andranik Markaryan

9. Z39.50 is a client server protocol for searching and retrieving information from remote computer databases

10. The zipcode of Elkton in Michigan is 48731

2006-10-27T20:34:00.000-07:00

yeah see, a certain "erwin" started talking to me on msn

10/27/2006 8:17:59 PM erwin asdƒ gym cap say go gym tomorrow
10/27/2006 8:17:59 PM erwin asdƒ 9am

so with more than alllll the due respect he deserves i gave him a reply

10/27/2006 8:18:09 PM asdƒ erwin eh wtdf
10/27/2006 8:18:13 PM asdƒ erwin but tmr i have the bowling competition
10/27/2006 8:18:15 PM asdƒ erwin ask tag

apparently "erwin" doesn't like bowling too much

10/27/2006 8:18:18 PM erwin asdƒ FUCK YOU
10/27/2006 8:18:22 PM erwin asdƒ YOU GO CALL HIM YOURSELF
10/27/2006 8:18:27 PM asdƒ erwin ?!
10/27/2006 8:18:30 PM erwin asdƒ cheebye. tmr tmr tmr
10/27/2006 8:18:31 PM erwin asdƒ ALWAYS TOMORROW

hello i am "erwin" i hate bowling and i love the f word and the word cb and it's even better if you put those 2 words together nice to meet you

ok let's see if i was given a job to rebuild an "erwin" i will redirect all the body pipes which are dumping oil on his face at a tremendous rate. i will rebuild the pipe structure for his entire body so that at least those pipes are now towards the direction of the brain so that at least those crude petroleum will hopefully oil whatever is left of his thinking mechanism up there.

and well i guess i am quite pissed right now. i wish i was able to control my emotions better.

2006-10-26T20:20:00.000-07:00

this morning we started off turning our filthy classroom into a (little) more desirable state and then we got our report books.

and my end of year msg is 2! but my position in class is 18th bah.

after that we went on this hike activity trip which was about as well organised as streakers. the whole bunch of us ended up making big turns and overshooting the estimated ending time by 1 half hours how awesome.

went to glen's house after that in the comfort of his chaffeur-driven car to his house. and his house is so nice i don't really know how to describe it.
He has this mini guest room, this bar-like area, some family entertainment room of sorts and his staircase is made of wood! =O and etcetc.
but actually joshua and i went there simply for his xbox360 :D which i think lacks games cus i think halo 2 sucks.
best part is we ended up watching a recorded version of the project runway episode which i've missed yesterday!

went home with joshua on the mrt and heard retards discussing about the differences between hari raya puasa, chinese new year, and some other random public holiday from planet plutonium (i heard them say something about a holiday where everyone eats as much food as possible).

THEN I LOST MY WALLET!
i was innocently walking from the mrt to the jurong entertainment centre with joshua for my haircut and a few sacred minutes later i found out that it was missing! and if it wasnt stolen or anything the only reason it's not in my pocket is that my hand brain co-ordination is so off i can actually end up missing my pocket while trying to put my wallet into it.
i know it's still a possibility but ARGHWTF?

and that puts an end to a somewhat uneventful day indeed =]

2006-10-22T09:37:00.000-07:00

!!I'VE FINISHED PLAYING PUTT PUTT GOES TO THE MOON!!

and i beat the game in under 30 minutes! :D
uhh and yes it does say for kids aged 3-8 but so what

Now let me present a mini review of the game:
Gameplay - 10
Graphics - 10
Sound - 10
Value - 10
all scores are subjected to bias

yay ok nuff said go download the game (it's available on the net now) and play it all you restless zombies it beats playing minesweeper and msn games.

vivo city for school activity tomorrow! :]

2006-10-19T23:20:00.000-07:00

hmm just thought maybe all you (freaky) quote fanatics out there would like to add this into your quoty bank of quotes.

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they all stink." - some dirty guy

2006-10-18T22:49:00.000-07:00

today yujie taught me and jeremy how to hook while bowling and he said it'll help in the long run. the long run must've been very long.

Sigh i suddenly feel emo all of a sudden so all ye fortunate emotionally stable people please excuse me.

I am so horrible you might as well dress up a turd and name it jevon. And me without random unexpected screw ups will be like chicken wings without oil.

/emo

now time for some happy news that will really brighten up your day!

good news 1: i got a good but expensive facial cleanser cus my father was willing to pay for it despite its price!

now that your day is brighter here are some bad news.

bad news 1: the thing is figging small
bad news 2: i'm a pessimist

and now i'll try something new. i'll end this post with a phrase from the song which is sung by the time i finish this sentence, poser style!

and suddenly your face appears;

2006-10-18T00:11:00.000-07:00

hello this is just an announcement i promise i'll blog tomorrow thankyouverymuch.

oh yah and have a happy OCTOBER 1718 2006 lololololoololool

btw download this song "it's chico time". sung by, uh, chico.
bet you dont know who chico is!
on a sidenote chico is only 1 syllable away from dirty old man! but i bet you've figured that out all by yourself already

and now it is time for me to disappear in a ball of flame.

ah and i've realised that it's 12.08 now so tomorrow means friday D'OH!

2006-10-15T19:03:00.000-07:00

I just woke up from my extended nap and i had a strange dream:

earth was to be invaded by alien gangster-like creatures and then we settled it over lunch at macdonalds. but they view meat as vegetables and vice versa so it's rather strange, if it's not already strange enough -blank look-

yeeah so...

might update more later if i'm not too busy doing nothing :]

2006-10-13T23:58:00.000-07:00

alright let's just keep this shortand simple, yes?

today i
checked physics paper, went for piano tuition, played soccer horribly, played pool, woke up, watched avatar, played bowling, roughhhly in that order :)

and now time to do my tiny part as a misleaded fanboy and promote clay aiken's new album!

Clay Aiken
These Open Arms

What if everything you ever took for granted, was gone?
And everything you ever thought was right, was wrong?
And what if everyone you ever loved was torn, from the pages of your life?
Would you reach out for tomorrow, or try to turn back time?

These open arms will wait for you
These open arms can pull us through
Between what's left and left to do
These open arms
These open arms
These open arms will wait for you

Did you really love the ones you said you loved, think twice.
And did you make a bit of difference in somebody elses life?
Tell me, is there someone you can count on when you need a friend?
Can you see I need a friend?

These open arms will wait for you
These open arms can pull us through
Between whats left and left to do
These open arms
These open arms
These open arms will wait for you

Surrendering high
Give in, stop questioning why
Open your heart up to love & you'll see you will find

These open arms will wait for you
These open arms can pull us through
Between what's left and left to do
These open arms
These open arms
These open arms
These open arms
These open arms will wait for you

album sales shall now soar sky high! *fwooosh*

2006-10-11T18:07:00.000-07:00

ahhhh i've just finished watching episodes 12-20 of avatar on youtube! and then i even read their notes and trivia stuff and quotes from some website :D

avatar is this anime-ish cartoon series from nickelodeon. but before you start despising me for that, i'll ahve to tell you that the series is awesome. considering the fact that most nickelodeon shows nowadays revolve around fart jokes, this show is one of nickelodeon's best. it's somewhat on the chinese-influenced side, but it's still bearable.

basically the show potrays the adventures of this bald kid-monk named Aang. He's like this overpowered kid who has the ability to learn all 4 elements and he has to learn all of them to stop a war. doh!

so do yourself a favour, stop cramming for your eoys, stop playing those mindless online flash games and re-re-rereading your best friend's blog for mentions of you and watch the show on youtube!

uhh and if i've really succeeded in making you an avatar fan, you can start by typing "avatar" followed by the particular episode number you want to watch in the youtube search engine.

oh and that reminds me i have some chinese test thingamabob tomorrow. woohah.

2006-10-10T18:47:00.000-07:00

hello everyone. my name is jevon.

in case you don't know me, i am 19 this year. i have completed my education in cambridge and am able to play a wide variety of instruments, including the piano, violin, guitar, flute. i have also won various talent shows all over the world. i make it a point to go to my personal gym at least 5 times every week to keep my body in shape. i also go to the beach at least once every week to surf.

i own a number of houses located in different parts of the globe, all of which are personally designed for me by world renowned architects. The glass house which I am living in right now is one of the wonders of the modern world and is located in the heart of the sahara desert. My mode of transporation include my own personal jet(s) and my ultra-charged camels. I am also the owner of a 5-star restaurant in France and an aerial theme park located somewhere between jupiter and neptune, just to name a few.

last year, i aided in the eradication of the guinea worm disease. but most recently, i have even found a cure for cancer. it is also my lifelong dream to put end poverty, find an alternative source for energy and put and end to all racial discrimination.

and congrats you found the frigging navigation! :D fun, i know

yes i even drove those pesky monkayes away. yay.

2006-09-01T23:59:00.000-07:00

went to darrell's house with aaron and watched scary movie 4! it's super funny cus it contains alot of those things which makes you go "haha wtf". and ju-on in the parody still looks scary in the movie though he looks rubbery but aaron says he looks very cute.

yeah i know aaron can be freaky sometimes =/

then we tried out darrell's new piano. it's so loud it might just be louder than dayan if you slam it hard enough. aaron was playing some anime songs and darrell played some piano piece he learnt a longgggggg time ago.

ahh this is sad. every blogger becomes uber boring once he/she blogs about nothing but his/her day and my pasts few postsw have been like thattttt!! no i don't wanna become a boring old fart by blogging about my day in blogger! so i shall stop talking about my day HERE!

on the bright side i'll be going to malaysia tmr! :D
and i'll miss my physics teacher's noob extra lessons on monday woohahahaa happy stoning!

i notice i 'm using a lot of exclamation marks. to save you the trouble of counting up to 7 i'm going to tell you that there are 7 exclamation marks in this post so far. hmm not so bad after all.

ok i g2g sleep now apparently my dad says it'll be a very long day tmr.

2006-08-30T22:27:00.000-07:00

whoa i've downloaded a couple of bon jovi songs today and they're amazing.
i like his voice! and his voice range is pro and and and
so...
ya his songs are nice!

teacher's day tmr so have you gotten your teachers a present huh you selfish ungrateful student?
well I haven't :D
actually my mom asked me to give this mickey mouse necklace thing to my form teacher but i don't think she deserves it. so i told her to give it to my piano teacher instead.

project runway finals tonight! i hope there'll be some drama or something screwy happening (e.g the designers got stage fright/needs to pee while on stage) or I might just fall asleep. argh this is starting to become boring. my life seems to revolve around singapore idol american idol antm various cartoons project runway and other bullshit.

and there's only 10 more posts to go before the amount of posts in this in-flatable blog exceed my previous dotted-life blog!

2006-08-28T21:41:00.000-07:00

well i'm not suppsoed to be goofing off but since the acrobat reader stuffs containing answers to my mole concept revision worksheets wont load on my comp here i am!

i just gave nicholas ong my school mail account password so that he can help me somehow. he told me something about ic numbers!

Seee let's say your IC number is S9876543I

so the 'S98' part would mean that you're born in 1998
and the "76543" part would mean that you're the 76543th baby to be born in that year (whoaaa)

...

k fine you unamused readers =/

haha currently nicholas is trying to send me the files but since it won't load on my comp he doesn't know what he should do.

-5 mins later-

nicholas found a way and is sending me those files and now we're relying on msn's 3kb/s rate of file transfer and my file is around 6560kb.
and i'm not going to wait for approximately 30 more mins for it to finish transferring before i upload this post so i'll upload it now!

2006-08-27T23:23:00.000-07:00

oh great i've just screwed my tagboard =/

must work on it again tmr!

2006-08-27T22:51:00.000-07:00

i'm currently addicted to the book of love by peter gabriel. heard it in one of the movies show in my sabbatical and..and it's nice!

well the song is slow and somewhat draggy but it's beautiful. so i suggest that you ~~download~~ go to your nearest music store and look for whichever peter gabriel album the song is from and buy it.

my inspiration for blogging today is next to nil so i'll take the easy way out by putting the lyrics to the song here! who knows some people might actually bother to read this sort of stuff.

The Book of Love
The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing
But I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
But I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings

i deleted all the songs from my iTunes recently cus my interest for songs is disappearing I wanted to rebuild my song collection. Now there's 48 songs in it, we're off to a good start!

oh and while we're in the topic of songs CLAY AIKEN'S NEXT ALBUM WILL BE RELASED ON SEPT 19 :D

these few days have been dull. fortunately there's those teacher's day stuff next week.

yeah, yawn.

2006-08-25T23:39:00.004-07:00

you know that feeling you get when you feel as if you've helped something progress, but then it ends up going too fast and leaves you behind instead?

Uhuh?

Yeah?

Really?

Hmm..

sucks doesn't it. poor you.

2006-08-24T23:05:00.000-07:00

NURULLL IS OUT NOOOO!

today was pretty averagey i guess.

saw this woman who was asking this blind busker about his keyboard. don't know about you but i thought it was somewhat selfish. he's busy busking and looking for money desperately and then she stops by to ask him more about what his little keyboard can do. but since he's a really nice busker he stopped just to reply while looking at the wrong direction cus he's, well, blind. and after that she simply walked off without dropping a few coins into his money-collection-box thing.
i hope she becomes a busker someday.

and today my music class teacher said smthing nice! he said smthing like "It's amazing how even though alot of you don't attend the classes regularly but still manage to persevere and stay on the course. It gives me a reason to stay on too." wow i thought that was super nice of him and wanted to clap actually, but i didn't =/

random: there's a pin in the toilet bowl

2006-08-23T21:55:00.000-07:00

argh just now i wanted to create a new email addie using my hp number but then i realised my hp number has 3 '0's which represents a space so....

now time for a little propaganda
hady mirza is the best contestant in singapore idol. he might not be tall, but with his compact frame he can be a striker in soccer and latch onto unguarded balls!
my point? he's an all-rounder! well, almost.

my propaganda sounds like shit but forgot about all that most importantly you must VOTE FOR HADY MIRZA SMS 6 TO 43657! ~~boot twohill/joakim out of si!~~ but i somewhat like all of the contestants actually how anti-climactic.

wait is it anti-climactic or anti-climatic?

btw did you notice that today's blogger logo thingy is a like some dog with a party hat!

chatted with darrell after school cus he was waiting for his mom. i think 2 person chats are nice cus unlike big groups you dont end up digressing easily.
darrell ruiyi and i all kinda regretted joining dance. doing hip hop tmr time for me to re-embarass myself sigh.

2006-08-21T22:06:00.000-07:00

Yess I finally found a new blogskin. and this blogskin is c-h-i-o :D

probably not going to redo the tagboard links profile etcetc everything by tonight, but just in case you're addicted to my profile or this is your first time coming here: i'm Jevon, studies in hci, am proud to be a tramper, nice to meet you :)
but the first thing which i'll do is probably to replace that horrendous wall of corny text at the front page with something else.

So anyway today was the first day of sabbatical week and i'm in the dance course again. along with ruiyi ronald and darrell who were also in the course before. but darrell didn't come today =/
did breakdancing of sorts and those who were in the course before are allowed to go into the advanced group.
obviously i went into the advanced group RIGHT? =]
started off with some revision of the stuff which we had done the previous time round and learnt a couple of new stuff. it's strange how i've only managed to do most of those basic stuff the 2nd time round.

PLAYED SOCCER AFTER SCHOOL :D started out with me playing with only joshua and jeremy kicking around a volleyball but later on more people joined in.
zomg soccer is damn fun lah why didn't i realise it in primary school?!
but i suck at it. realllllll bad.
and in the event that i become a soccer fanatic then.....then that's good! tan here i comeeeee!

went for a chinese debate after that. debators are bullshit the only thing they know how to do is quarrel. bloody stubborn.
oh and there was this teacher called fen2 mu4. jeremy and i made fun of her quite alot throughout the debate haha.

then i went home lorzxzxzxzxz nothing nice here let's move on.

nicholas ong called me to ask how to get his vba emulator to link with each other whattano0b =]

K i'll stop here and I'll admit that it's cus i'm a sucker for reality shows and i wanna watch america's next top model noww byebye :)

2006-08-21T00:50:00.000-07:00

i don't know how to say this, but andrix.blogspot.com is open again!~

2006-08-20T22:29:00.000-07:00

Christmas is around the corner!

See, there's only a few weeks left to school this term. A few things can happen:
1. You'll have a crapload of activities going on at school
2. You'll be rushing away those assignments you owe
3. You'll goof off =/

SO my point is whichever of th above 3 you end up getting the weeks are going to past by real fast.

Then it'll be time for our well-deserved 1 week break, which will either be spent going to remedial classes or going out with your friends if you're lucky enough.

And unless your life is dedicated to studying (you poor critter), I bet you haven't finished revising an entire year's worth of notes. So after the holiday you'll be working your ass off trying to get good marks for scholarships your parents insist on getting

Before you know it it would've been NOVEMBER! Holidays go by at 357km/h so pretty soon it would've been Dec. 25 time for christmas!

About my weekend...

Played for abowling competition on saturday at Chevrons, cus Ruiyi Yujie and Felix needed one more member to form a team of four. I was quite happy cus at least I gave an average performing instead of screwing up. Other than the strange bowling competition atmostphere everything else felt familiar, with Felix being himself, Ruiyi being strangely quiet at times, and Yujie who simply won't shut up (haha sorry tag =P )

Oh and there was one point in time when we told Felix to shout if Ruiyi got a strike in the next frame. It was scary cus felix doesn't rawr he RAWRS. Really loud. After that everyone stared at us D'OH!

Ate cuhrros at Chevrons and I lovee it. But it's super expensive one costs $2.50. Nvm I bet I can find one packet of those frozen D.I.Y (whatever those things are called) churros at cold storage or something.

K I g2g cus my parents just told me to practice piano for, uhh, 1 hour. But it's ok cus they'll probably fall asleep soon.

2006-08-15T23:20:00.000-07:00

How much wood

would a woodchuck chuck,

if a woodchuck

could chuck wood?

2006-08-14T23:39:00.000-07:00

ignore my previous post i must've gone bonkersz. =/

Argh yesterday i found this nice blogskin but i can't find it today!
I think it's called something like "evolution". The skin is made up of purple circle thingies on the left and the world evolution (or whatever it's real name is) on the right. i think the link to the skin is under one of those blogskinners whose blogskin made it to the july skin of the day. if you're free (which i know you are or you won't be here) help me look for it ok =]

but for now i'll have to stick with this plushies skin, which is starting to age a little.

anyway today was fun :D

had to do this english speech on cloning and i got 21/30, 10 for content 11 for delivery.
but i was depending on content to get marks cus my speech is ~~copied mostly from~~ under heavy influence of mr bush's speech on cloning!
no, really. i didn't copy the speech, it's just heavily influenced.
but me getting 10 for content must mean his speech sucked HAH!

went to some cafe in hcjc with darrell, yujie, kevin and jeremy after school. The stuff sold there are quite cheap for a cafe actually, but i won't want sandwhich from there if i can get it 1/3 the price at my school canteen.

Anyway when we arrived there was this big bunch of jc guys playing the piano. The piano sucks, don't ever buy Dynasty brand piano. actually i've never new this brand existed till today. But actually we went to the cafe only to play the piano.

And so we waited for 1 hour before it was our turn. Yujie darrell me and my gym senior was chatting, jeremy was studying the physics 4 motion equations thingy, and kevin was dancing to gold 90 FM hooyeah! :D

Eventually we got our chance and yujie darrell and i played the piano...but mostly yujie and darrell :D jeremy was looking at year book and kevin made himself useful by giving comments haha.

Went for piano group lesson at night. Told hiokhong to wave goodbye to sarah with me but HE DIDN'T!. so i waved to her and SHE DIDN'T WAVE BACK :( and i looked like an ass. meanwhile hiokhong laughed his ass off -.- k it sounds retarded now, but it's so embarassing i'm still embarassed now.

today i've realised that by pronouncing your "th" properly you'll be able to sound less that bengs and lians. like for example if i pronounce "third" as "third" and not "turd" it'll make me sound alot more civilised.

STREET SOCCER FOR P.E TMR ZIPEEDOODAHHHH

random thought : green ants maul strawberries.

2006-08-11T21:52:00.000-07:00

this post will sound really different from the usual stuff i post everyday so, um, don't be schoekd or anything. There, i've warned you.
and i don't have a good grasp of english, so pardon me if some of my sentences are so grammatically incorrect they make less sense than gibberish. besides, i'm just typing my thoughts out so the sentences might not flow too smoothly. ok? whoopee.

here goes.

i think i'm rotting.

not just recently, but over the past few months too. i've been trying to keep things to myself, and i hope you haven't noticed any change causes if you didn't it means i've succeeded controlling the rot to a certain extent.

i haven't been myself. i've lost a couple of friends, many of which simple drifted away. maybe i'm exaggerating, but even if it's 1 friend drifting away it would've been too many.

i've become more crude, more skeptical, more of a pessimistic and more of an introvert. i don't know why, and i don't like it. and i'm sorry to all those who have been affected by my change in behaviour.

didn't even feel like blogging actually, but suddenly i just had this feeling that i owe alot of people an apology due to this (sudden)change. doubt much people will read it though since this blog is now under life support.

oh wait, i still have lots more stuff to say but my thoughts kinda evaporated on me.

ah what's wrong with me who do i turn to now?

2006-08-07T22:52:00.000-07:00

i've just noticed that this blog is actualyl still under hibernation and that i've nothing else to blog about after that handsfootmouth thing sign. but meanwhile you can scoff at my plan.

Jevon's 2-month(s) plan to improve self

1. fix complexion (most importantt...for now)

2. build up muscles (by hook or by crook)

3. read chicken soup for the soul

4. be less skeptical

5. hug everyone at home before i sleep except my p6 brother

6. get a new blogskin ****dammit.

k that's it for now, cus i'm only giving myself 2 months to do all that.
and this time i'll do those stuff i've listed just you wait and see!

2006-08-06T19:48:00.000-07:00

Afternoon naps make me cranky. They're guilty for wasting a few precious hours of my day.
The sad thing is that sometimes I can't help but take naps. and then chances are i'll end up waking up at around 8pm. then i'll think of the stuff I could've done while i wasn't at dreamland and get really frustrated.

furthermore the feeling of waking up after a nap sucks. I don't know why, it...it...it just sucks =/

On a sidenote while i wasn't naping today, i managed to try the beta version of a new online game kongkong. It's a racing game, but instead of sailing/driving and basically staying at the same height the whole time, you...you bounce -.-
You'll be bouncing your way to the finish line. But bouncing makes the game harder cus if there are powerups on the ground you'll have to make sure you're able to land on it instead of hoping over it or you wont get the powerup.

...geog and social studies test tomorrow.

damn i hateeeeeee naps.

2006-08-05T19:36:00.000-07:00

My internet hasn't been working since monday so at least you'll know that those jevons in the tagboard are ~~joshua~~ wannabes

This week has been dull.

:((((((((((

but anyway i found 2 nice vids today maybe you've seen them before

goalkeeper mistakes. real stupid
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-8819857913522886047&q=goalkeeper+mistakes

and some russian climbing thingy. amazingggg :O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mr4vgVIaOg

superbands finals tonight.
those stupid producers made them sing 4 songs, which I think is very unreasonable.
And of all the songs in the world tonight all the bands will have to sing the song xiao wei.
ohgawd.

k i'm off to eat pizza hut's cheesy bites :D

2006-07-30T22:06:00.000-07:00

Yay the doctor has declared me to be handsfootmouth-free and I can go back.to.school.tomorrow.

Spent the day mugging with Aaron in the library. Ended up spending more time talking rubbish (expected) andgetting confused at each other's explanations for chemistry's ionic bonding =/

I swear the indian guard of jurong library is freaky. Just now while aaron and i was quietly studying he walked towards us and stared at me for a few good minutes. And then he took a few steps, turned around and stared at the both of us. I'm not being racist, but he just gives you the impression like he's going to stalk you till you both arrive at a dark alley then kill you.

Don't believe me? it's alrite =/

AARON OWES ME $4.90. or isit $5.90?

Anywayyy here's my to-do list for tonight:
Finish revising the rest of chemistry
Revise physics
Revise chinese poem and vocab
Revise IHC (social studies)
Drink at least 3 more glasses of water <-- for my dear throat
Sleep early -.-

K i better start now gdnite

2006-07-28T20:36:00.000-07:00

i'm going

to mug

chemistry and chinese

NO ONE

CAN

STOP

ME

!

!

!!!!!!~

2006-07-26T21:59:00.000-07:00

You must watch singapore idol!

And whyyyy....?

Cus jacintha talks funny haahhahahhahahaaaaaaaa

2006-07-25T22:34:00.000-07:00

dayTWO =]

K i'll blog a little about yesterday.
MY TV CAN'T WORK
NO MORE NICKELODEONDISNEYCHANNELCARTOONNETWORKMTVDISCOVERYCHANNELTRAVELANDLIVING NO MORE CABLE TV :(
shit i'm stuck with the other small tv in the master bedroom.
in short mediacorps is all I have.

And so I decided to watch beyblade!
Damn the show is so retarded it should be put on parental block =/
you should go watch it someday =]
Yesterday's episode was about this tournament in which the guy (forgot the guy's name) had to beybattle this girl named, uhh, MingMing -.-
Apparently MingMing controls her beyblade through singing.
And if that's not retarded the episode's title was sing ming ming sing.
Oh and just in case you're interested Ming Ming won that round. Urgh I hate ming ming.

Sighh and I'm missing cable tv already :(

Then I replayed pokemon crystal rom and got all the way to ecruteak! Go Totodile!

And I managed to eat plain porridge! Good ole' plain porridge!

Today I spent around 3 hours playing a Metroid gba rom which I've downloaded and it's fun!
The rest of the time was spent sleeping, eating and doing my piled-up tuition hw.

I even had time left to watch spongebob!
Spongebob makes alot more sense than beyblade. Today's episode is the christmas one don't deny it i'm sure some of you have seen it before =]

that's about it for today =/ and I thought today was more eventful than yesterday.

Ahh and i've decided not to count the number of ulcers in my mouth anymore cus come it gets people like me and a few people out there (sorry constance's friend whoever you are) worried for nothing sorrysorry :(
the ulcers don't really do anything else they just hurt alot, but I can eat stuff like jelly and plain porridgeee.
But i'm not going to delete that section from my previous post cus I made a vow to myself not to edit my posts unless I accidentally did a double post or smthing of that sort.

Oh and just to clarify a couple of things:
I'm at home and not in the, umm, hospital or anywhere else.
If I decide to throwatantrumandnoteatanythingfor7dayscusmymouthhurts I'll die but even then I would've died of starvation and not hands foot mouth so in short I'm fine.

No really i'm fine =]

damn I feel guilty about making many people worry about me.

...

Ok nvm I have a sudden craving for bread so i'm going to get some and see if I can eat them without making my mouth hurt too much hold on.

K it still hurts i can always try again tomolo! must.eat.bread.asap!

2006-07-23T20:54:00.000-07:00

So i've gotten the hands foot and mouth disease after all o.o but it's ok I won't die i'm INVINCIBLE!

my ass.

...

K so let's see. I've got nothing on my hands whoopee!

Meanwhile on my sole the skin of my foot-finger (wtf) and heel are coming off by itself. mmm...ok...

In my mouth I'm having this outbreak of ulcers. Loadsszzzzz of them. I can't even drink water properly.

For my first meal I drank half a cup of cereal.
For my second meal my dad forced me to finish it.
For my third meal I ate 2 cups of those give-me-one-more jellies.
For my fourth meal I ate 2 more. I'm sick of them already.

Then I was bored and did an ulcer count with a torchlight!

Between my bottom row of teeth and my bottom lip there's approximately 12 of those blasted white polka dots.
And on the tip of my tongue there's 6.
More at the back of my mouth! You know there's this thing dangling down from the roof of your mouth which looks somewhat like a punching bag? Uhuh there's 1 ulcer on it how the hell did it get there!? Then there's about 7 more on the roof at the back of my mouth, just before it slopes down to meet my throat (i'm running out of non-scientific terms). Ok then there's more everywhere else but I can't really see them.

Only 25 ulcers!
Plenty of room for more!
Whatever have I done to deserve this I'M SORRY! :(

And it sucks when the medicine given to you isn't practical. I was given this oral gel thing to apply on my ulcers. The problem is that the most painful ones (the ones inside) are hard to reach. Furthermore touching those areas are somewhat vomit-inducing whoopee. Then I got 2 other medicine, one being this liquid in which you must dissolve in water and gargle (pointless) and this pink-colour-m&m-resembling painkiller (it doesn't work).

and then...

I HAVE A 1 WEEK MC! It sucks actually, for all the reasons darrell has listed on his blog.
I COULD HAVE lead a normal school lifeBUT...
...i can't i'll have to rot while sitting on my ass in bed all day long replaying ds games re-reading worn out magazines and sleeping, watching homeworks pile up oh boohoo.

On the bright side electronic gaming is going to have a new issue in a few days time YAY :D

Ahh I'll make this list with things which I'll eat once the ulcer and the disease is gone:
1. Lay's Cheese and Bacon

Saw it on NTUC, don't know if it's real but it looks sooooooooo nice.

2. Warheads!

Just to make sure all the ulcers are already gone =/ I should feel no pain then.

3. ...

Umm I'll add more to the list as the days go by. slowly.

Wow this is awesome there's so much things to blog about when you're sick =]
if not for those ____ ulcers and the ____ pain.

2006-07-18T17:37:00.000-07:00

My brother has gotten the hands foot and mouth disease.

My other brother has gotten the hands foot and mouth disease.

And God bless this broken road.

2006-07-02T23:59:00.000-07:00

hello i'm hibernating the blog again after all
i've been feeling very restless for quite a while now actually. and work is starting to pile up.

so...i think i'll hibernate till the title says something else instead of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

2006-06-30T21:52:00.000-07:00

argh i hate this today is one of those days when I know I must post something cus the previous post was quite a long time ago but I've lost the inspiration i've had in the past few days and you don't like feeling like this so ou just type out whatever feelings you're feeling now in one long an continuous sentence which no one will understand.

i've tried creating an actual post just now but I got frustrated cus i've forgotten what I had wanted to blog about.

andand

Parent-teacher gathering is so dumb. All of the teachers say the same things. Parents complain that all the comments are the same, but they still bother to queue up for a chance to talk to other teachers. How dumb is that?! Year in year out it's the same. They alwyas run out of food quickly, drinks are diluted, parents get lost, their kids are hiding, and everyone wants to go home.

Hey guess what this turned out to be an okay post after all :D

2006-06-26T18:46:00.000-07:00

k constance picked me to do this so..

Name 20 people at the top of your head.ONLY read the questions after you have reached them.At the end, get 5 people to do this.

1. Jeremy Mak
2. Constance Tang
3. Hoe Wah Toon
4. Xia Yang
5. Rui Yi
6. Tag Yujie
7. Lim Weize
8. Andrew Ong
9. Bryan Nah
10. Darrell Ang
11. Erwin Wan
12. Wang Yong Fa
13. Mrs Yap
14. Valerie Boh
15. Fiona Xie
16. Clay Aiken
17. Taylor Hicks
18. Toh Jiayun
19. Faith Ng
20. Charis

How did you meet #14? (Valerie Boh)
Primary school class.

What would u do if #9 and #20 went out? (Bryan and Charis)
They don't even know each other so I will be surprised. What else?

will #6 and #17 make a good couple? (Tag Yujie and Taylor)
HAHAHAHAAA yes i think so :)

Describe #3? (Hoe Wah Toon)
He's my gym senior so he's old, his hair is nice, he's a very good gymnast, he likes joakim, he's going to whack me for saying that he's old haha.

Tell me something abt #7 (Lim Weize)
He has perfect complexion -.- i want his dry skin.

Do you know anyone from #12's family? (Wang Yong Fa)
Hahaahaha i know him! I even know his WIFE! :D

What is #8's favorite?(Andrew Ong)
He just told me his newest favouritest thing today but I can't remember what it is. But his 2nd favouritest item is probably DSlite.

What language does #15 speak?(Fiona Xie)
I call it bitch talk :)

Who is #9 dating?(Bryan Nah)
The grapefruit tree =/ I don't know I have absolutely no idea.

How old is #16 now?(Clay Aiken)
He was born on November 30, 1978 so he's 27 now. I must commit this to memory cus i'm a fan.

When was the last time you spoke to #13?(Mrs Yap)
She's my new Geog teacher. Have never spoken to her, but I greeted her just this morning.

Who is #2's favorite singer or band?(Constance Tang)
ohohohoh i THINK it's McFly.

Will you date #4? (Xia Yang)
I don't see why I shouldn't ahhahhahahahaah.

Will u ever date #7? (Lim Weize)
Will u?

Is #15 single? (Fiona Xie)
I don't know, but probably has a boyfriend.

What is #10 surname? (Darrell Ang)
Darrell. haha this is so retardedd.

Will u ever be in a serious relationship with #11? (Erwin Wan)
HELL NO!

which school does #3 go to? (Hoe Wah Toon)
Hwachong Junior college.

Where does #6 live? (Tag Yujie)
Somewhere around Eunos, near katong laksa eating outlets.

What is ur favorite thing abt #5? (Ruiyi)
He's a nice guy =]

Have you ever seen #1 naked? (Jeremy Mak)
Urgh...

And there's no more questions!

People who need to do this:
-Jeremy Mak
-Xiayang
-Lim Weize
-Wang Yong Fa
-Mrs Yap

all the above people have no blogs ahahaha xD

2006-06-24T23:38:00.000-07:00

Everyone cherish tonight because the next time you'll get to sleep well it will be in a couple of weeks time after another hectic term in school -sighs-

I think alot of people are estimating the time left in their own holidays.
Let me be kind and instead of giving you a rough estimation i'll painstakingly do some murderous substraction and find out exactly how much time we have left :D At the present time (considering your school starts at 7.15) you all have 31 hours and 37 minutes more of holiday! If you think that's miserable by the time you read this post you would've had a couple of precious minutes less...unless you've read this post before I have even uploaded it hoho!

Aww but not everything's that bad. For instance I can choose to end this post with a smiley :)

What about two! :) :)

Or maybe even ONE THOUSAND :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Don't bother counting. But you can count if you really want to don't worry =/

:)

2006-06-23T23:40:00.000-07:00

Today my piano teacher was super pissy. I don't know what's wrong with her but she was jsut so angry. It's like the only thing on her mind today was "lift your fingers as high as possible so high your joints will touch the ceiling" and it annoyed me quite abit cus I wasn't feeling too good myself. That said I'm not going to be angry at her anymore cus she has been veryvery nice.

After that I went out for dinner with family and my other relatives whom I haven't seen in years. It sucks :( the table was too small for all 14 of us so we had to be split 10-4. and i'm in the 4 person group, really boring.

This post is short but I think it sounds so very draggy so I'm going to do something which I've never done before! I'm going to be lazy and paste lyrics which anyone else can find easily on the net HERE :D

Herbert Gronemeyer
Celebrate The Day

The Official FIFA 2006 World Cup Anthem
Grönemeyer, Silva, Bagayoko, Doumbia

To win again
To never stop finding
Moving as one
Is the word for home
Begin to place
Yourself in the big frame
When you dream
When you dream
Away...away

verse 1:
En avant pour la victoire
En avant pour la victoire
C'est le moment de l'espoir
C'est le moment de l'espoir
Let the sweet air
Fill our hearts
Walk on and celebrate the...
Day the day the day celebrate the day etc.
Grab your drums
Paint your soul
Feel the roar and celebrate the...
To win again
To never stop climbing
The rising road
Of ultimate faith
Unity
The world in a heartbeat
When you dream
When you dream
Away...away

I realised that I haven't actually read the lyrics properly and now that I have I think it's going to go down in history as one of the corniest lyrics ever. but still it's a nice song!
-hums-

2006-06-21T22:07:00.000-07:00

my mother took leave today and we went to jurong birdpark!
anyway jurong birdpark is upgrading itself now. They have some new characters for the all stars bird show and they make random special appearances.
ohohoh but don't get too excited now kids they're just singaporeans in bird costumes =O
but some of the mascots look really cute. For example there was this pelican and his costume consisted of a plastic fishing pole and nemo and dory dolls strapped around him. Then there was this eagle who's supposed to be the bad guy but all he does his wobble left and right doing his so-called stomp dance.

There's a new section called Lory Loft in there. Maybe it's not very new but I haven't been to the birdpark in a long time lahh. It's this open area where you get to feed those lory birds. You get to walk on elevated platforms and there are short bridges to connect them together.

ate ben and jerry's there :D cherry garcia tastes heavenly omg!

after that i went for a haircut today and turns out my hair is stil llike crap. in fact i think it looks worse now.
ahh at this rate i might as well condition it summore so me head will look like an O.
and this is no way to start a new term in schooool. :(

2006-06-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

owww i have this big ulcer on the tip of my tongue.
and because of the ulcer i'll have to eat oatmeals most of the time so that it doesn't hurt so much.

ahh anyway i went out yesterday with tag to his clubhouse etcetcetc but im too lazy to blog about it so go to www.iceattitude.blogspot.com for details :D
provided the fact that he wasn't too lazy to blog about it too...

I'm feeling giddy. must be the weather

2006-06-16T20:52:00.000-07:00

some people are telling me they can't tag on the tagboard cus there's something wrong with it :( and i don't know how to fix it.

2006-06-15T13:43:00.000-07:00

Today i'm going to predict the people who visits my blog and say hello to all of them!

Hello Valerie. The sun is shining you know?

Hello Darrell. going gym tomorrow?

Hello Sanyu I know you're here somewhere :D

Hello Ruijun. Have a nice day haha.

Hello Yujie. Now please go away =] no lah don't do visitor count will drop hehe

Hello Constance. This post is funny right? :P

Hello Faith. Don't know what to say to you ahaha.

Hello Jevon. You suck.

Hello Bill Gates. My XP is screwing itself inside up outside down. And please teach my dad to install norton antivirus properly thankewaverymud.

Hello Jiamin. Umm, yeah that's it =]

Hello Nicholas Ong. Go www.dgemu.com to download paper mario! create your own account you lazybum :P

Hello Yuli. Thanks for the questionnaire :D

Hello everyonewhomiveleftout TOOOOO BADDD xP.
No lah i'm sorry I didn't put you guys on the list hehe =)

2006-06-14T23:35:00.000-07:00

doing questionnaires is fun!
that's why i decided to rip this off my friend's blog (thanks yuli =] ) without asking her beforehand :D

1)Are you afraid of being single?
No. Less meaningful, but less worries too.

2) What do you do when you can't sleep?
THINK OF YOU! :D ha yeahrite. I try to sleep.

3) How far would you go to get something you really want?
SOMEWHAT far =/ don't know what to say

4) What time is it right now?
It's 8:05PM........in new delhi!

5) Do you go for personality or looks?
Not telling :P

6) What's your fave flavor of Kool-Aid?
whatt? um strawberry.

7) What makes you really happy?
Getting the stuff i want :D duh won't you happy if you get something you've always wanted?

8) Are you a negative person?
I'm positively charged. hurhur.

9) Do you believe in 'Reincarnation'?
Nope.

10) What's your fave online news site?
www.in-flatable.blogspot.com hahahaha. contains more news than you'll ever be needing.

11) Which celebrity do you think you most resemble?
Patricia Mok! both look like crap haha.

12) What do you think the meaning of life is?
Don't ask me i'm only 14. Go ask your grandparents.

13) Fave color?
I'll stick to my original fave colour which is blue

14) Which Instant Messaging programs do you use?
IRC. No lah i use msn obviously.

15) Are you good with computers?
Not really. I know how to switch it on AND off and that's enough.

16) How many kids do you want when you grow up?
My wife will be the one having kids not me =P

17) Ever been to a concert?
Yes. Pan Yian zomg.

18) What type of music can you NOT stand?
Maybe rap. you can't tell what they're TALKING about.

19) If you had to rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10, what would it be overall?
Umm i don't wanna rate myself. you tell me =]

20) What size of shoe do you wear?
I'm not going over to my shoe to check but I think it should be 7. Is it?

21) What are your habits?
Drumming my fingers maybe.

22) What was the last thing you did for a friend?
Wished him goodnight on msn eheheheheheheeeeeee

23) Last thing you ate?
Instant noodles yum. To be specific, the egg which is prepared along with it.

24) Last thing you drank?
Water!

25) What do you think is the most stupid law?
Give me a bulky law book and we'll go through the laws one by one ok?

26) How many people are on your buddylist?
Which is your buddy list?

27) What site do you go most of your pc time?
www.gamefaqs.com yay the best site everr!

28) Do you like seafood?
I like salt hahaha. -.- ok i mean i like prawns.

29) What is your fave place to eat out at?
KAP near my school! haha. Actually i'm not sure.

30) Worst insult you ever heard about yourself?
"You're damn dumb" which I think is true. Maybe there are worst ones but i cant remember

31) Best compliment you've received from someone?
Nahh i'm not that thick skinned =P

32) Are you picky?
Yes do i look fat to you?

33) Place you go to get your hair cut?
Usually some common barber but my last one was at jean yip woohoo!

34) Perfect place to go on your first date with someone?
Her house hhahaa :D (kidding larhz). Umm maybe esplanade that area. Aiya i dont know.

35) What age is considered old?
999 DUH! You would've been dead by then surprise!

36) Have you met any celebrities?
Hoe Wah Toon! That yougn Singapore gym guy, only because he's in gym and i'm in gym. He's considered a celebrity. Right?

37) Do you get along better with men or women?
I get along better with mAn ;) okokokok wait don't take that seriously =X that said i think i get along better with -drum roll- both.

38) What is the best quality about you?
Nothingg! :( awwwww~

wow looking back at my answers i think some of them are really stupid but nevertheless i'll post it the way it is now.

2006-06-13T23:51:00.000-07:00

Ahh i'm going to take back what i've said few posts back about dry hair. Not-so-dry hair sucks! :(

I was so glad when i finally noticed three days ago that the conditioner bottle said "leave on hair for 2 to 3 minutes" and thought that the reason the conditioner hasnt been affecting my hair much is cus i always wash it off immediately after putting it on. So for the past three days i've using conditioner dutifully.

And then on Monday I went gym and after gym my hair was all flat. i blamed it on the trampoline thinking that juping the tramp screws your hair up.
But NO now my hair can't stand up one bit NO!!!!

the people who tagged on my tagboard was right, dry hair is better. why didn't i listen to faith constance and yujie whywhywhywhywhy! not-so-dry hair is so sloppy feels like seaweed has no backbone etcetcetc :(
now my hair is mushroom-ed and i don't like it. can someone invent an ANTI-conditioner? Then i will use it. Like crazie.
Argh i miss my previous hair whatever have i done :(

Then again my hair might be mushroom now cus it's long. 3 cheers for optimism!

2006-06-12T23:17:00.000-07:00

last night's dream was so fun i thought i'll just blog about it tonight =] I hope i'm still able to remember most of the dream.

Just like any typical dream this one starts at home!

Suddenly some random guy barged in and told me Darrell Ang migrated to some random place and left yesterday night o_0
hmm ok that was weird.
but after hearing that I think I starting tearing and babbling random stuff while standing on a random tile in my house that i didn't notice the random guy walk ou the door. this first section is so RANDOM.

A short while later a random girl comes in and asks me out! shesaid"are you free?"andirepliedwithayes and then we went out! short and sweet! we were planning to catch some movie at jurong entertainment centre. hah.

After walking through some route we arrived at DINOUSAUR VALLEY sdiuftsnhkdyfgaskdfgsdomgwtf of all the random places we must arrive in a dream it had to be dinosaur valley?!
Instead of looking at dinosaurs I stopped by the nearby foodcourt to get some noodles (i think). The queue was long so I asked the girl to help me queue :D

Suddenly a dinosaur comes from behind and attacked me! Nobody in the food court offered a helping hand! :( actually i don't think anyone noticed it at all. stupid AI.

But most importantly I survived! even killed the dino.

Whoopee, we can now continue with the dream.

By the time i was done with the dino the girl was already waiting there for me with my noodles. I proceeded to pay her with a $5 note and then she left.
...hmm.
Don't ask me why but it made perfect sense in the dream =] ok? ok good.

I forgot the entire mid part of the dream (damn) so i'll skip to the last part.

I walked up into this open space area thing and met my parents....coincidentally. And then i noticed this aeroplane in the air. The aeroplane looked cute,it looks super round, just like an IN-FLATABLE =D
Anyway the plane (passenger plane btw) was just turning and turning and doing all sorts of acrobatics on the spot. Everyone else looked at it and we all thought it was some type of military aircraft display thing. Admit it we all become idiotic tootheads in our dreams don't we =/

At first we noticed only one of those , and a short while later i noticed another one higher up in the air. Everyone turned their attention to that one even though it was doing the exact same thing as the first one.

andallofasudden IT CRASHED AND EVERYONE CHEERED IT WAS SPECTACULAR :D! I cheered too haha. In short, the thing plumetted to the ground all of a sudden, KABOOM, -crowd cheers-

What we didnt know is that the 1st aeroplane was also plumetting and it was about to land on top of our very heads/hair. I was the first to notice it (again :) ) and started running away from the area, followed by the rest of the laggy people.

Nothing much happened after this but somehow everyone was asking me for directions. i'm dreaming hello? The only other thing i remembered while running after that was someone shouting at me and asking why I can run so quickly. Another guy answered by saying "He's in Chinese High gymnastics!".
Hahahaha if only more people are like these clever retards, life would be fun :D I'm still feeling very honoured =]

Meanwhile the supposedly-plumetting plane was now more like floating down and following us wherever we went. So everyone was all panicky, including the great star from chinese high gymnastics.

Thenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthenthen...

i woke up -.-

haha even if i was still asleep i dont think anyone will bother reading the rest of this terriblyterribly long post about a dream.
But anyway thanks for reading =)

2006-06-11T21:47:00.000-07:00

i think i'm afraid of goldfish.

not so afraid of it as to not even dare look at it or anything but the thought of feeling it scares me.

for example, there was once when the fish somehow jumped out of the water (what a dumb fish) and landed on the floor . i heard this "slap"-like sound so i didn't really think it was the fish. a while later my mom screamed and noticed that the fish was on the floor and barely alive. i freaked out, ran into my room and locked the door.

just today one of the fishes was dying. my brother noticed it and told my mom. i looked at the fish. it was doing barrel rolls of sorts, doing somersaults and eventually knocked its head on the bottom of the aquarium AND...it passed out. again i freaked out, ran into my room and locked the door.

my point is i think FISHES ARE DISGUSTING. not appearance wise (in fact i think some fishes look pretty amazing) but...i don't know. maybe i just don't like creatures which feels wet. not only fishes,but several other things as well. such as lizards and snails.

Lizards! I remembered there was a dead lizard which someone managed to stay on the wall. So my maid took the broom and started nudging the lizard. It dropped and made this horrible rubbery splat sound.

real life alive snails are alright, but everytime i see a snail I imagine someone running over and -CRUNCH- now the oh-so-lively-and-speedy snail is goo.

Or maybe in contrary I really love these creatures and what I'm afraid of isn't them but how they will look like when they run/swim/crawl into horrible situations (fish didn't have to jump out of the water, snails could've worn heelies).

Anyway the fainted goldfish ended up dying and is already buried somewhere. Probably under some grass patch under my house. May (yet another) goldfish rest in peace.

2006-06-10T01:01:00.000-07:00

hmm i just watched the rerun of the world cup opening on channel 5.

For some reason i felt something when i saw the players from the winning teams of the previous world cups, watching those old people who are part of some team as far back as 1958 (maybe i got the year wrong) walking and waving to the audience. It's hard to imagine they were once talented soccer players who...played soccer really well.

This is so weird cus im hardly into soccer, knows nearly nothing about it yet watching these ex-winners makes me feel so happy. Maybe i simply felt happy for them. I mean, imagine the things they've been through and how proud they must feel when making a special appearance at the opening of the world cup.

It was strangely inspiring. Makes you want to go out, pursue your dreams and one day after having accomplished everything you make a special appearance at some grand ceremony and gain worldwide recognition and respect. After that you can just retire and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. IT'S PERFECT!

and I SAW PELE! The brazil soccer legend guy or something like that. i expected him to look like some body builder or something like that, but he's actually quite short. he looks friendly though.

Last but not least, June 10 (i know it's 11th now since it's 1:01am but who cares this post was intended for june 10 =D )will be marked the day when I posted a somewhat serious-sounding post on my blog.

2006-06-07T16:47:00.000-07:00

argh
my hair
is
so
dry
its like
grass
i tried using
conditioners
but they don't seem to
help
what
should i
do
i
don't
like
dry hair :(

2006-06-06T15:14:00.000-07:00

omgomgomg i cant believe it someone found my handphone! SOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONE!!!! :D SOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONESOMEONE FOUND MY HANDPHONEYAY =D apparently i'm all high and happy now

all thanks to the honest soul from mgs and ruiyi cus she called ruiyi to tell him that she found my phone and then ruiyi called me to tell me about it and he gave me her number and said that i must call her and talk to her to arrange on a location to meet so she can return me my phoneaksdyhvsdthkuyfgjroi7yt6b YES IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW! :D it's nice to know that there's still trustworthy peapul around.

ahahah i'm so happy that i think today i'll promise to give donations to all those annoying people around jurong east mrt who constantly sneaks on you and asks for more and more money for donation.

i'm getting my phone back lalalalalallalalalalalallaal~

2006-06-05T22:21:00.000-07:00

i cant let this blog die by not blogging for so many days! but i can't help it cus i think holidays really throws your brain into hibernation mode.

i haven't felt so restless in a longg time.

today i spent 3 hours reading sherman's lagoon, and it was worth while :)

so anyway here's my to-do list for the rest of the holidays (for real)

1. complete something worth at least 5 ace points for physics

2. english article journal entries etcetcetc. whatever which will get me another 5 ace points for english

3. discuss with ruiyi about crystal growing competition =] which i hope will get me a few more chemistry ace points

4.

5. finish doing all of the above school related bullcrap before the 3rd week

6. attend gym at least twice a week.

7. practice the pianohhh muchmuchmuch more often

8. WATCH CARS! :D

9. complete chrono trigger!

10. lead a healthy lifestyle -.-

11. become tanner without getting sunburnt

12. blog...more =]

13. improve my chinese somehow <--makes mum proud 14. nothing sorry about the 14th thing-to-do. i just didn't want the list to end with a 13. Besides, the 14th thing-to-do will ensure that i accomplish at least one thing from my to-do list. i hate ending blog posts in this manner

2006-06-02T22:22:00.001-07:00

Not everything has to make sense, so today im going to learn the spelling of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

as-see-hage-doublewe-ay-are-zee-ii-an-ii-gee-gee-ii-are

And now, the moment of truth!

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

YESS IT'S CORRECT!
let's try that again,
Arnold S-C-H-W-A-R-Z-E-N-E-G-G-E-R

...

IT'S CORRECT! :D

Mmm and thats all for today's really lazy post. =]

2006-06-01T09:36:00.000-07:00

It's only 9.07 in the morning now and i have finished bathing, eating my breakfast and even had time to spare for watching tom and jerry.

So anyway, we went to Eng Wah in westmall to sneak into da vinci code cus we the theatres there are joined by a common corridor. Arrived there at 6.20, and then bought the tickets for BENCHWARMERS :D
Benchwarmers started at 6 and davinci started at 6.10.

Maybe it's the other way round but either way it doesnt really matter -.-

After showing our tickets to the lady-who-checks-tickets-before-she-allows-you-to-proceed, Bryan asked her for the location of the toilet. She told us to go straight and then turn left, which is good cus that was also the direction to the theatre which was showing davinci code :D

the theatre which was showing benchwarmers was to the right btw

And so we turned left, headed for the toilet, but went into the theatre showing davinci code instead. the end!

Davinci is an interesting show, I guess. Having missed the first few minutes of the show and only reading the first page of the book I was clueless when i entered the theatre. There was this dead man on the floor with a bloody star on his chest. tried asking bryan for stuff throughout the show...

Me: Is the butler a good guy? What is he doing?
Bryan: Umm...you'll see you'll see =]

Is anyone else going to die?
Umm...you'll see you'll see =]

Is the girl the heir, the guardian or something like that?
Umm...you'll see you'll see =]

Oh my that was fairly informative wasn't it!

I think davinci code is intriguing, but the explanations they provide in the show is so blah, like they're trying to cram all the necessary infos from the book into that few minutes of conversation.

Hmm why do i always spell out da vinci as davinci without the spacing.

After the movie we went to eat at Swensens. Burned my tongue while eating baked rice which is really dumb.
Bryan ate baked rice too. valerie ate pizza. all three of us drank water, ate chocolate ice cream etcetcetc.

Now onto something completely unrelated, I'm starting to think that the font size on my blog is too small. it must have something to do with html codes which i have no clue about. HELLO TAG YUJIE =]

2006-05-31T23:25:00.000-07:00

To all those who believed in me (and all those who didn't)

I MADE IT INTO DAVINCI CODE =D

But anyway i'm too tired to blog now, i'll blog more tmr.

Now i'm just like
yawn
,
zZz
.

2006-05-31T13:03:00.000-07:00

Going to sneak into DaVinci Code with Bryan and Valerie today!

Now let's categorise our to do list before we'll be allowed in

Easy
1. Bryan to get his brother's IC

Hard
1. me to look 2 years older in 6 hours

Harder
1. Valerie must grow around 10cm in 6 hours

Hardest
1. Valerie must stop whining and act like a 3 year-old bitc........i mean girl =]

Meanwhile i'm going off to roam around Jurong East with Aaron aimlessly. Cya

2006-05-29T22:34:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone since blogger likes to suck out people's inspiration upon logging into it's system i'vedecided to blog using notepad. PWN'T! =O

Today was super pointless. however i did learn one thing today. Foster's home for imaginary friends on cartoon network is nice!!

Ah i want to show pictures from the cartoon so i have no choice but to blog using blogger now ): btw i dont know how to make the pictures go down so view the pictures bottom-est first and top-est the last.

Nothing much to say here, but i thought it'd be nice to finally put a picture which doesn't contain bloo here too haha. Yay underlines are gone.

Residents of Foster's home for imaginary friends! don't really know the other people yet though, but i know the mushroom-hair headed one is mac and THE BLUE GUY IS BLOO! oh and i think the palm-tree headed one is retarded

and again! =D ok fine no more bloos from here onwards. but he's blue and he's funny what more do you want!

Bloo again! Btw i don't know why this sentence is underlined

Mac, bloo's "owner", AND BLOO =D

Meet Blooregard Q. Kazoo! you can call him Bloo.

It says : "Foster's HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS" (duh)

Done? Ok good.
I know you think bloo is cute so admit it =P .
i think the cartoon has a very unique art style. and it's from the creator of dexter's lab (square faced smart aleck) and powerpuff girls (bug-eyed freaks). still, they're both pretty nice too

So what are you waiting for go and watch the show ok? Most probably not now cause by the time you're reading this it's probably not showing on tv -.- but you know what I mean.

2006-05-28T00:24:00.000-07:00

ah i just came back from yian's piano concert and she's damn good! she plays the songs and runs the keyboard with ease. she's 14 and making money from concerts. that's good too!

ate subway before the concert at raffles place. nothing interesting, other than the fact that i think eating vegetables which has dropped out of your sandwich using your fingers is rather nice.

i'm so jealous of her if only i had like, half her talent or something. that would be like transforming the beef mcdonalds puts into their patties into beef! :D

but i think it's quite sad. i mean, who wants to practice piano for 8 hours everyday. sometimes i can't even sit still practicing piano for as long as a tv's commercial break. i'll be putting that in my 2007 new year's resolution whoopee.

on a side note i just noticed that my posts are totally unrelated and disconnected from one another.
but im not going to do anything about it =)

2006-05-27T00:13:00.000-07:00

Loads to blog about today actually but i won't do so because i don't want to =]
instead they'll be replaced with something equally important!

...
...
...

ok i WAS going to write a post on some junk but then after opening blogger, i logged onto msn, got carried away by conversations, and it's 12midnight now :D

PLUS im too stupid
-pauses for 5 minutes and drools-
to think of any other ways to end this post.

Oh look it's 12:13AM in the morning!

2006-05-24T22:03:00.000-07:00

woohoo i just put up the tagboard.

i wonder how many people still visits this place even though most still think it's under hibernation and that i'm still using the "who moved my cheese" blogskin.

speaking of cheese, i really need to change the colour combination of my tagboard

2006-05-24T19:32:00.000-07:00

Yay the american idol finals result show is tomorrow yay :D

Andand i hope Katherine....loses. she shrieks!

Because i want Taylor (uhh the guy with the gray hair) to win!

But i didn't want Kat to be in the finals why couldn't it have been chris or mandisa (or elliot :( )

Oh well anyway GO and win the thingy TAYLOR.

2006-05-22T21:39:00.000-07:00

Okok no more false promises from me this time i promise not to let this blog hibernate indefinitely anymore.

Before i say anything you have to agree that this blogskin is nice! K the plushies look kinda freaky but the "HUG ME <3 style="font-style: italic;">somewhat cute and so i decided to take this blogskin.

Damn i think i've forgotten how to blog with my old tone/style. This sounds so weird i don't like it ):

Btw if you're bored go to http://www.disneychannel-asia.com/DisneyChannel/playhouse/ and tell me if the song there is catchy cus i think it is!

2006-05-13T23:11:00.000-07:00

ohmaiholycow i blogged :O

and guess what i'm having my ob ubin trip next week!

i'm scared of getting sunburns. but then again i dont like the feel of sunblocks either

lazy to post of anything serious so i'll just type out the history of soccer according to some mug which is on my computer desk right now. AND just for the heck of it i'll be timing myself :D

SOCCER

There are records of soccer-like games having been played in China more than 2000 years ago.

However, England was the real starting place of today's game.

The first internation game was played between England and Scotland in 1872. In 1885, England legalised soccer as a professional sport and from there the game spread throughtout and to the rest of the world.

Haah it took 1 minute and 6 seconds!
which..........sucks

you know somehow i found out that there isnt much to blog about if you blog as regularly as...as this.

so i'll just end of by saying bye and that i won't be blogging next week cus i'm at obs ubin camp and...there's no computer there -.-

here i goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~

2006-04-15T23:43:00.000-07:00

Ahh i'm going to stay in the boarding house for 3 weeks starting from tomorrow onwards! =D it's part of some school program

Mm suddenly i'm feeling very pessimistic about this whole thing. Let's take a quick looook at the objectives of this boarding school program thing.

(1) Objectives:
a. An international live-in experience to interact with students from China, Malaysia, india and various countries in the region.

b. Experience a boarders' life.

Time for a reality check!

See, part a is so exaageratedjhsfadyasdf. Ok so, you'll surely get to meet those from china (oh WHOOPEEDOO my chinese communication skills rawks). But what about those from Malaysia, India and various countries in the region? I mean, really, so what. Oh no you cant meet malaysians and indians on the street can you :O
$300 to meet chinese malaysians and indians, count me in!

And about part b, who wants to experience a boarder's life. Well, i have a life, you have a life, most people who are alive has a life, so whywhywhy of all the lives would you want to lead a boarder's life! (doesnt make much sense but nevermind)

Sure it'll be a good experience blahblahblah but they're just hollow advertisements.
You'll have to get your own food,
do your own laundry,
keep your place clean
and blahs
like that.

No, im not trying to sound like a brat but it'll be muchhhhhhh better if I decided to become a part time Indonesian maid, literally (haha), and earn at least $20 for my quality of service for that 3 weeks.

But most importantly i run the risk of missing american idol due to having to share a common tv =/
which is, of course, bad.

It's hard to get access to computers in the boarding school.

maybe not, i jsut didnt pay enough attention during the briefing.

Oh well i guess there goes my hopes for blogging regularly again for the next couple of weeks.

And i found out my current in-flatable blog only has 47 posts to date, including this one

Bwaha you readers are so going to have nothing to read :D
(kidding lahh)

But anyway just in case you really have NOTHING to read or no other webpages to surf, i suggest you go to www.dottedlife-.blogspot.com, yes?

Boarding school here I -yawn- come.
Hope i'll feel better tomorroww

2006-04-12T22:13:00.000-07:00

hello!

toanyonewhostillbotherstovisitthissiteknowingthatit'llmostprobablystillbekeptunderhibernation
...

well thats not true anymore cus i kinda reopened the blog (doh or you won't be reading this right?)

and now, let me tell you why i chose this blogskin

becausebecausebecause...

it's blue in colour! and so was the first blogskin i ever had. it was this dark blue coloured thingy with some shell-shaped shape (aha!) for background.

and also because pink is kinda overrated and blue is becoming more and more underrated =/ blue used to be popular till pink came =(
THEREFORE i'm here to support blue all over again!

Oh and Douglas was wrong. my next blogskin isn't going to be about pickles ,or whatever other rotten vegetable he had predicted.

Other than those reasons mentioned above, it's also starting to become a little hard to find nice blogskins unless you're a hardcore fan of the colour black (or light black or grey or light grey or lighter grey or dark white or light white or whatever), loves lovey dovey stuff, into things such as euu are miee ba0beiixx or has a fetish for grammatical and typo errors in your blogskin.

And finally, one nice thing which happened today, the hwachong gym has finally gotten itself a new trampoline after ~10 years of jumping on a shitgrade trampoline and ~5 years worth of procrastination! REJOICE! =D

2006-03-10T20:22:00.000-08:00

Guess what my brother has been lying about his test results :( and he's hiding alot of things.

So my mom told me to find out more of what he's doing secretly.

Aha it's really fun. For example the geniooos left his msn password on the msn sign in page so i simply signed in! And then i secretly changed his mesasge saving options htingy so that his conversations will be saved and i'll be able to read them. FUN!!

Later on i tried to guess the names of his friends/classmates through their email but there were too many of those stupid ones like AUTUM_DREAM and SKY_GURL. mmm =/
typos are so KOOL.

In the end i couldnt' find out the names of some of his friends so i decided to go into his hotmail inbox which has 393 unread messages. thats like about 150+ more than mine bleh. So i saw his list of contacts in there and the sender's names. I DESERVEZ TO WIN TEH NOBEL PRIZE LARHZ WALAO KNN CC****************************************.

Now all i have to do is let my brother use the comp more often so that i'll have some chat logs to read. i think it's going to be rather gross reading my brother's chatlogs, probably with all the smileys =) =D =( ^.^ 8_8 0.0 ><>The predicted variation of detected alphas with angle is followed closely by the Geiger-Marsden data. The above form includes the cross-section for scattering for a given nucleus and the nature of the scattering film to get the scattered fraction. Another common form for the Rutherford equation is just the differential cross section for scattering from a given nucleus. Assigning priorities for double bonds becomes a bit more challenging (this applies in the same fashion to carbonyls, C=O, and imines, C=N). A carbon with a double bond to another carbon is treated as a carbon singly bonded to two carbons, as shown below. This means that, for example, an ethylene substituent, R-CH=CH2, will have a higher priority then an ethyl substituent (R-CH2CH3). ~~If you add 1 to f(x), this will shift the graph up 1 unit. Similarly, f(x) + n shifts the graph upwards by n units.~~ f(x - 1), in other words replacing all the x's in the formula with (x - 1), will cause the graph to shift 1 unit to the right. So f(x - n) shifts the graph n units to the right. Similarly, f(x + n) shifts the whole graph n units to the left. ~~Lichens are a~~ ~~symbiosis~~ ~~between a photosynthetic organism (alga or cyanobacterium) and a fungus (sac or club).~~ ~~Mycorrhizae~~ ~~are fungi (usually a zygomycete or basidiomycete) symbiotic with the roots of plants. Both relationships are~~ ~~mutualistic~~: both parties benefit. Fungi provide nutrients from the substrate, the phototroph provides food. Plants with mycorrhizae grow better: the plant gets nutrients from the fungus in exchange for carbohydrates.

~~school~~

happy holidays :)

2006-03-07T17:56:00.000-08:00

Travelling on the MRT is so boring. It's about time someone special made up a "things to do in MRT" list!

10 things to do in the MRT
1. Attempt to read newspaper in a crowded MRT train.

2. Exit the train and enter through another door while in the same MRT station

3. ~~Pole dance~~

4. Unwrap sweets secretly while making sure that no one notices so that you won't be fined $500 for eating in the train.

5. Stand facing 1 of the 2 glass panels near the door instead of leaning on it

6. Mind the platform gap!

7. Stand in front of an empty seat, causing others to think that you're going to sit thus leaving the seat empty.

8. Miss your stop on purpose :)

9. Check the map everytime the name of the next station is announced.

10. I've run out of ideas =5

Urgh....yarh...that's all.

Ahh and i think children multivitamin tablets taste nice i wanna eat more than 1 in day!

2006-03-06T17:27:00.000-08:00

Today i shall be a good boy!
and just like every other good boys i'll be putting my priorities which oughta be on top of the list on top of the list.

bye :(

2006-03-05T20:43:00.000-08:00

Hrm i'm at my house finishing some sorta project so i'll keep this post short.

Ahah recently i've developed a certain liking for people who thinks cold water help to lessen the feeling of spiciness. I think they're ignorance is rather interesting.

Retard: Ahhh SPICY!!
Me: Oh go drink his hot soup.
Retard: Are you nuts?! HOT plus HOT?!
Me: Ok =/ anything.
Retard: -drinks cold soft drink-
Retard: ...eh...
Retard: -fans mouth frantically-

And just in case you haven't realised cold drinks makes the situation worse.

Oh and btw the blue colour's freak toy's neck broke as it got bigger and bigger in that small container. IT DESERVES IT!

So i threw it away =] it should be somewhere in the inceneration plant now haha.

2006-03-03T23:18:00.000-08:00

Toys are getting more and more freaky.

For instance I have this weird toy in the shape of a man which grows up to 600% its original size when submerged in water.

It's blue, feels like fishball and disgusting. Looks liek something from the tv show "are you afraid of the dark" =/

Originally, it was the size of an average keychain and packed inside a small box. A few days later my itchy handed brother took it out and submerged it in a container full of water and placed it in the toilet. so everyday, one of the first few things i'll see in the morning will be that blue colour freak of nature who is constantly taking up more and more of the free space in his container. His legs become bent, his head pressed towards his body and BLAH.

Can you imagine? Originally it was a cute and less freaky keychain-sized THING, and as the days go by it'll get evenn uglier.

Eventually it will grow bigger and bigger and bigger and BIGGER in size. It might even get a life of its own you'll never know what the freak toy manufacturers have up their sleeves these days!

"Seemingly Harmless Man-Eating Monster : Grows When In Contact With Dust!" - $24.99

Currently the blue monster is squished in his blue container as i've put a led on it so that i won't have to see it every morning =] i hope it'll suffocate to death and rot while inside that box and eventually disappear and i'll never have to see another one of those guys again!

TOYS ARE FREAKY.

2006-03-01T22:34:00.000-08:00

Haha this is so dumb my brother missed around 15 minutes of Walking with Monsters on arts central and he almost cried!! =D

Ok that was random, I know it's random, no more random stuff from me, yaddayaddayaddablah.

TODAY AN INDIAN SHOPKEEPER SUSPECTED ME OF SHOPLIFTING!

[ :O x 10 ]

I entered his shop and looked at the books. Then, I opened up a part of my bag where my uniform is in to adjsut the uniform a little. And the next thing i saw was an indian man walking up to me! wtf

It's really scary. He walked up to me and said "Boy, I saw you putting my comic into your bag". Argh and despite his short and stubby appearance i was so afraid of him, like he had this face which says 'even though i'm a shopkeeper all my siblings are head police officers, lawyers and executioners' . Yes I didn't do anything wrong (in other words i'm innocent) but it's really scary.

So i proceeded in telling him that i was just adjusting my uniform, but he didn't care (or maybe he didn't udnerstand hurhur) and told me to open up the portion. He found nothing (: Bwahahaha.

After which he told me to open my file and there was nothing in there except for stacks of worksheets and more worksheets.

Lastly he told me to open the other parts of my bag. I was feeling pretty relaxed by then so I helped him and took out everything in there onto the shelf. And then i handed my EMPTY bag to him. Tadahh and what did he find? Nothing!

In the end he gave some low pitched grunt and walked off hahahaha.

An Indian man made my day interesting! RAWK ON DUDEZZZZZZZZZZ

2006-02-28T22:21:00.000-08:00

Today, I went to school. I learnt many new things.

My maths teacher taught me multiplication. It is very interesting.

After that, my chinese teacher came in and told us a story. The story is about a little boy who was greedy. He stole money from his mother and got caught. In the end, his mom scolded him. I think the boy is very naughty.

During recess, I bought noodles and ate with my best friend. I like my best friend because he is good to me.

After recess we had PE. I like playing Captain's Ball. So today when we played Captain's Ball, I was very happy. I helped my team to win the game.

Out English teacher is absent today. Another teacher came in and told us to be quiet and told us to do our own work quietly. But nobody listened to him. Everyone made noise. It was very fun.

And that was the end of the day. On the bus, I sat with another friend and talked to him about things.

I am tired now.

The end.

The simplicity of primary school journal entry!
Haha i don't know what got over me but somehow i decided to revert back to using a primary student's english. HOW WONDERFULLL.

btw the above journal entry is fictitious =/

2006-02-25T23:56:00.000-08:00

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Attention all Centrum owners you have been scammed! Duped! Conned! Cheated! Bluffed! Aadnmhfngasdjged!

Out of curiousity, i decided to look at centrum's nutritional information section and this is the list of thingies inside every centrum pill.

Vitamin A
Beta carotene
Vitamin E
Vitamin C
Folic Acid
Vitamin B1
Vitamin B2
Niacinamide
Vitamin B6
Vitamin B12
Vitamin D
Biotin
Pantothenic Acid
Calcium
Phosphorus
Iodine
Iron
Magnesium
Copper
Manganese
Potassium
Chloride
Chromium
Molybdenum
Selenium
Zinc
Nickel
Tin
Vanadium
Silicon

See, the bottle says "A to Zinc". However if we look at the list above you can clearly (or not) see that this is not true! It is missing things starting with the letter G, H, J, K, O, Q, R, U, W, X and Y!

therefore YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED!

2006-02-24T21:35:00.000-08:00

PATRICK IS OUT OF AMERICAN IDOL THIS IS UNFAIR! :(

2006-02-23T23:21:00.000-08:00

Ahh i've been wanting to blog about this for awhile now

My top-5 most hated MSN replies! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

HRmm let's start from numbuh 5

5. ""
Arghh i hate witty comments which have become overused due to usage by un-witty people =/ what a waste. And it's irritating because people think using it makes them witty and they think you can no longer outtalk them. TOOPID.

4. "yarh"
I don't know why i dont like the word yarh actually. Maybe it just sounds so Singaporean-ish.

Guy X says:
Remember to do the powerpoint presentation ok?

Horrible replies says:
yarh

See its irritating! Ok or at least if you don't find it irritating i do.

3. "wadever..."
Wadever has got to be really annoying cause it isn't even spelt right in the first place. I mean, they don't even bother to spell the word whatever correctly and replying whatever to a certain person is bad enough so the least they can do is to get the spelling of the word correct and not throw in any random spelling of whatever!

...hrm....
...
...

wadever =D

2. "."
Dots are just stupid. Dots mean you have nothing to say. So why on earth would anyone bother saying "." as their only reply?!

Guy X says:
And to top up my horrible day, i simply had to step on dog poo barefooted on my way home. wtf

Horrible replies says:
.

Horrible replies says:
I have nothing to say

Well then don't say anything! It saves people like me (yay me =) ) the time to wait for another reply after the "." and saves nothing on the other person's part cause typing a dot is so easy. hehe.

1. "..."
Ahah so the only thing worse than one dot to signify no reply-ness is three dots! =D Nothing more to say here. Dots are irritating and you should'nt reply with dots only on MSN unless you don't like that person.
In other words, don't give me dots as your only reply!

Mm so that pretty much sums up my list of irritating replies.

Urm.

Yeah.

That's it :)
you have found a secret message!

2006-02-22T00:30:00.000-08:00

Hrmm i told Melvin that i will make at least 2 posts in 5 days so i must blog today because american idol is on tomorrow and then i'll be TOO BUSY to blog.

About today...

I LOST MY PHYSICS FILE!!! I dont really care about her notes and worksheets and the file itself but my test is insidee! What if i told her that i lost it tomorrow and then she gives me a zero for term 1 and then my overall result will be as screwed up as ______'s face.

I wish my physics file would come to life.

With is thin-ness due to lack of content and the amount of worksheets lost, it will slip through thin cracks on the wall, find its way into a phone shop and then sms me.
In the middle of the night, the vibration from my handphone will wake me up and read an sms which says "hold on i'm coming".
And then i'll walk into my living room, turn on the tv only to find out that there's nothing other than football matches, reruns and cooking programs. However i'll still be waiting for the arrival of my file.
A few moments later, something orange appears at the gap between my door and the floor. Its runs up to me who's sitting on the sofa half asleep and hugs me, glad to have found its owner.

I'll then proceed to grab it by it's head and stuff it into my bag =]
~THE END~

Yeah right like that will happen =/ oh and btw my physics file is orange.

By deduction, it could either be
1. In school
2. On my form teacher's table
3. On some random 174 bus
4. Somewhere in Takashimaya KFC ><

SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF ME FINDING MY FILE.........? asdfasdgsdfhhkurmjtk

Haish and i'm not ready to get my test marks deducted =(

what2do,
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